Ian kavanagh

Default to the rational explanation.

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

Honestly - a few of the replies to this little tribute to engineering excellence exhibit a level of stupidity that suggests to me that it won’t be long before our spacecraft are the only thing that remains of our increasingly dim-witted civilisation. Until recently my guess has been that the answer to the Fermi Paradox might be found in biology - complex biological systems are rare. I’m increasingly of the view that the reason for The Great Silence is that civilisations are inevitably crushed by the weight of nobheads shortly after inventing the internet.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Great to see the freedom of speech champions out in force this morning demanding silence from those with whom they disagree. 👊🏻

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

I have never known such love and support in my life than I’m getting this morning (England World Cup goals aside, possibly). I want to thank each and every one of you. It means a lot. I’ll continue to try and speak up for those poor souls that have no voice. Cheers all. 👊🏻

[Ian kavanagh @ianckav]

@darren_tomo @JohnBuckels 😘

[Chorlton Cheesemongers @ChorltonCheese1]

In praise of our bakers - Lovely article in The Guardian about Baneta from Companio Bakery, star baker of your baguettes, sourdough & pastries (along with Neil). @companiobakery https://t.co/5XdJFzLn36

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

This is like if at the end of ‘A Christmas Carol’, Ebenezer Scrooge had learned fuck all apart from how to arrange shallow and embarrassing PR stunts.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

You played an important part. 👏🏻👏🏻

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

A few things I wish Labour would say…

- We’ll investigate the fraud & corruption of this Tory Govt

- We’ll ditch Rwanda plan

- We’ll introduce PR

- We’ll prioritise NHS

- We’ll back the unions

- We’ll tax the ultra rich

- We’ll stop being such bellends about Brexit.

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

Game of Thrones, can anyone remind me, which episode was the one containing the Scottish 1st Minister and one of Brtain's worst female serial killers?

[Ian kavanagh @ianckav]

@Irene4A_B @MajidDarAB half of that green space is already there (i.e all the space around the marina), so it is not really adding much! And agree, I miss Toys R Us and Curry’s!

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

Mysteriously, the tweet below went away.

With your help, though, it can live forever.

Nigel Farage (23 September 2022): "Today was the best Conservative budget since 1986."

Over to you. You know what to do...

[Ian kavanagh @ianckav]

@almurray Schofields. Great cocktail bar, but they have a super Guiness tap as well.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Boris Johnson: A tribute.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

She’s afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

[Dom Joly @domjoly]

Jesus..

[Mike, in MCR @mikeinmcr]

Fucking hell fire. I’ve just seen @karensdiner is opening in Manchester.

And I thought we’d jumped the shark with that dick waffle place and Blockbusters…

Can people PLEASE support the great, local, independent restaurants and bars we have rather than this sort of shite.

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Loads of people don't seem to believe Boris Johnson has actually resigned, because this is how far people cannot trust a word he says.

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

https://t.co/7YKmEqVxGY

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Nadine Dorries, how many children does he have?

[Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama]

I wonder how many times Nadine's used the 🐍 emoji in the last 24 hours.