Ian Clare

Loves music & comedy, trying to lose another 3st with SlimmingWorld

[Ian Clare @ianclare62]

@mischiefcomedy Peter Pan Goes Wrong in Manchester @ATGTICKETS Manchester Palace really did go wrong...we turned up today for 19:00 performance to find it was actually 14:00.

I'd looked at wrong tickets, we were in plenty of time for Now That's What I Call Musicals in Jan 25.

[Ian Clare @ianclare62]

@SkySportsGolf Just hearing you talking about Charlie Hull and how golf has helped her with her ADHD. My son is exactly the same, he is also at the LET Aramco event, volunteering with colleagues from @My_GolfNews @jackclare16 .

He's currently in year 2 of his degree in golf mgt

[Ian Clare @ianclare62]

@AlfieBoe I'd already booked tickets as a surprise for my wife for her 60th birthday at Sheffield on 12th October 7.30pm performance before the announcement. She absolutely loves you....just found out you're not doing the 7.30pm performance and can't change tickets 😭😭😭

[Ian Clare @ianclare62]

@McDonaldsUK Who's idea was it to replace the plastic knives and forks with pressed cardboard? They're just not up to the job. The forks bend with the slightest pressure.

Why not use bamboo knives and forks like they do in Europe?

[Ian Clare @ianclare62]

@rockforheroesUK Blackpool Grand

[Myerscough Golf News @My_GolfNews]

The end of an era….🥹

Today we say goodbye to @CraigLeaGolf after 17 years of amazing coaching & of course, #effective practice 🤩

He will be greatly missed by the current cohorts of students, and is fondly remembered & respected by our alumni.

We wish him well 🤗

#FKW #EPBS

[Ian Clare @ianclare62]

@JeffStelling Saw this and thought of you...

[Ian Clare @ianclare62]

@BlackpoolFC Welcome to Non League 🤣🤣🤣

[Ian Clare @ianclare62]

@jackclare16 @CaddieNetwork You seem to have forgotten about this one too Jack 🤣🤣🤣

[Ian Clare @ianclare62]

@MrJamesMay @engineers_feed But only if the wind is blowing over the wings at take off speed....which is highly unlikely, therefore no lift is generated.

[Ian Clare @ianclare62]

@SkySportsGolf @JustinThomas34 Rory McIlroy and Patrick Reed

[Ian Clare @ianclare62]

@MattyBlair17 Just heard about your retirement, good luck for the future Matty whateverit may be. Would love to see you back at Fleetwood some time.

[Ian Clare @ianclare62]

@ewenmurray77 can you ask Radar to tell the board carrier out with Rory's group to smile.
#that'smyboy

[Ian Clare @ianclare62]

@LawsonMuncaster Great bunker shot on the 1st @FormbyGolfClub @euLegendsTour

[Ian Clare @ianclare62]

@kris_akabusi It didn't take long for your famous laugh to ring out across the course @euLegendsTour

[Ian Clare @ianclare62]

@Jean_VDV Sorry for asking that question today, but thought your answer was very honest.
Hope you enjoy your bottle for your Eagle on the 3rd.

[Ian Clare @ianclare62]

@BorisJohnson @Number10press @cabinetofficeuk @No10Official
Is this really the behaviour and example that the Education Minister should be setting to UK school pupils.

#Disgraceful

[Ian Clare @ianclare62]

@SkySportsGolf @timbartergolf Jack Senior was out early in the season following appendix operation.

[Ian Clare @ianclare62]

@SkySportsF1 What's with the green microphone wind guards? Is this promoting something new from Sky?

[Ian Clare @ianclare62]

@bbceurovision Shouldn't Serbia be singing Happy Birthday to you whilst washing their hands 🤣🤣🤣