beagle bartender: what’ll it be
me: dirty martini—shaken
beagle bartender: this isn’t just to watch my ears flap is it
me: nooo come on man
beagle bartender: sure alright *starts shaking and his ears flap*
me: hahaha :) hahahaha
silently crying in the back of my uber and the driver turned around and gave me this stick of gum before saying in broken english “u will be okay tomorrow, today u can be sad”
So unbelievably excited for NYC to feel happy and joyous and free for a while. 🏀🥹 This city has plenty of time to go back to depressing and soul sucking. 🥰
Cannot stop thinking about this diva's performance as the NBC news anchor at the end of Disclosure Day. Courtney Grace Oscar for best supporting supporting actress when??