Ian.

game developer, @NotionHQ creator, designer, brander, writer, pitbull lover, son of immigrants, living in the States that are somewhat United, you be you

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HIPPO, your Home Improvement Project Planner and Organizer, built for @Notion, made just for you.

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@Fightincowboy D. A. R. E.
Drugs Are Really Expensive.

Great stream today 😂

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@Rossputin @victormarx It was a prop.

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@1GamewithDave1 It makes zero difference, I'm not an incel.

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@JonBryant421 @ZacksJerryRig @TeslaPatriot Yet millions of normal cars driven by humans easily navigate this common highway shared lane every year.

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@MichaelTGlynn @TeslaPatriot So you want a person to run out there, or drive out there four times a day, on a busy freeway, and place several hundred cones just for Tesla?

This is an automated lane system.

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@drjmaj @TeslaPatriot Buy a bigger phone and look closer, all the gates are intact.

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@covfefe_is @TeslaPatriot These are fairly common everywhere. They work just fine.
https://t.co/Zopr4utS2J

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@PTrubey @TeslaPatriot Can you design one for a good price that pops up out of the ground several times a day? This is a two way managed lane that changes based on traffic flow. People who drive this highway know this, and how to navigate it.

We build roads for humans, not bad software.

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@keithalanbates @SnowBrains All I had to look for. One of the best runs in the world.

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@Hoggigold @Deanzsyclone @platinumpapas @Tesla It's a GIANT SIGN bro, with red flashing lights, and warnings prior to it. Impossible to miss. We have them in Colorado. I think one person has fucked up in 20 years and they were drunk.

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@Deanzsyclone @platinumpapas @Tesla It's a shared toll lane. In the morning it goes one way, in the afternoon the other way. When it's closed you simply don't enter it. Really easy to figure out.

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@ApogeeWiz @Deanzsyclone @platinumpapas @Tesla And you want someone to run out there and put the cones down several times a day to control this managed lane? It's a huge arm with lights all over it. If you hit it, day or night, you probably shouldn't be driving.

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@KyleClark @katb_1212 It's a prop.

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@ScottBottomsCO Did you seriously waste AI credits to make a 40 second still image? That's all I need to know about spending.

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@AZTech1120 @MichaelDBrown @CivicSparks @MichaelBrown What the fuck is a Liberty Score? lol? 😄

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@JediKeri @HarterTwil33868 @jeffhunt @JamesRuehmann @MarkGeistSWP @TigTiegen He spent 3 years at Camp Pendleton, and he needs an emotional support dog?😄

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@ChrisVolkernick @googlehealth But I'm losing 10 pounds a week!

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Hey @googlehealth your new app doesn't understand time zones. I was on vacation in EST, and you tracked my time to sound sleep like I was home at MST.

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@jeffhunt $200 to listen to Dog the Bounty Hunter mutter. 😄

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@DenverChannel Send Denver7 your photo, so they can monetize it, while you did the work.

Stop giving the news your copyrighted works people.