ian (parody)

Bike punk and meanderer. He/They. Black Lives Matter. Eat your veggies.

[ian (parody) @iangphillips]

@GovPenceIN nice jeans, doofus.

[ian (parody) @iangphillips]

TFW someone puts words to thoughts you’ve had for decades.

[Charles Austin @charlesraustin]

No one wants to talk about how CCR's "Proud Mary" is sung in Bugs Bunny accent. Big wheel keep on toinin', woikin' for the man every night and day, etc.

[ian (parody) @iangphillips]

@david_j_roth But then ... hoofbeats, as the cavalry rides over the horizon. It is the national organization, speaking in clarion voice voice—many thousands united in the voice of one mom, a voice raised in defiance and demanding that the newspaper that reported on all this "do better."

☠️

[ian (parody) @iangphillips]

Always nice to see my childhood home make the news. Excellent, as always, @david_j_roth

[Defector @DefectorMedia]

The country's most unpleasant moms will not be cowed by people pointing out the big Hitler quote on their newsletter: https://t.co/JljZddTRIn

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

The "ultra woke" Indianapolis daily newspaper is trying to baselessly cancel our normal organization for using a Hitler quote in our newsletter,
https://t.co/qQmFJNG1m9

[ian (parody) @iangphillips]

Now it feels more like “former home of the Grand Wizard of the KKK” is more of an aspiration selling point to the area as a whole.

[ian (parody) @iangphillips]

Love to see my hometown make the news!

[IndyStar @indystar]

The Hamilton County chapter of Moms for Liberty's first newsletter, which was posted on Facebook last night, quoted Adolf Hitler. Here's what you need to know. 🧵

[ian (parody) @iangphillips]

When I grew up in Noblesville, there was at least some pretend civic pride about the fact that it was where the Grand Wizard of the KKK was convicted, leading to the downfall of the Klan post 1920.

[John M @Johnm_iu]

The new trail crossing at Southeastern and Pleasant Run is a clown show. There might be no greater indictment of DPW in year 8 of the Hogsett administration. /1

[James Briggs @JamesEBriggs]

In the ways that I experience life in Indianapolis, cars are a much greater public safety threat than crime, and this happening on my street is a good example. https://t.co/TOVCC1Ddbu

[Mark Agee @MarkAgee]

I know some people are uncomfortable with laughing about death but if I pay the cost of an Ivy League degree to die in a Wile E. Coyote contraption powered by a Game Boy feel free to get some posts off

[ian (parody) @iangphillips]

@mavNU91 @erikdafforn @mass_ave I’ll vouch for 161st being worse. At least 106th has a pedestrian path leading up to it. 161st is a nightmare. I woulda rather just rode through people’s yards but people get trigger happy about that shit nowadays.

[ian (parody) @iangphillips]

Rode up in Hamilton County yesterday. Drivers up there do not even pretend to give a fuck. Jesus Christ.

[ian (parody) @iangphillips]

@mavNU91 @mass_ave @erikdafforn Dudes will be driving 50 on 106th and the Monon and go on about how “legally pedestrians don’t have the right of way…”

[ian (parody) @iangphillips]

@mavNU91 @mass_ave @erikdafforn Fun how that’s the law drivers are sticklers, rather than, you know, posted speed limits.

[ian (parody) @iangphillips]

@nickhasthoughts That parking garage development blows my mind every time I’m on the bus.

[ian (parody) @iangphillips]

@erikdafforn Yes, because conforming to the letter of the law is always priority #1 for drivers.

[ian (parody) @iangphillips]

@erikdafforn It’s also fun how the simple idea of “slowing down near congested pedestrian crossings” is turning into a new battlefield for the culture war.

[ian (parody) @iangphillips]

@bikevnooj Model urbanism if you crop out the 5 story parking garage.

[ian (parody) @iangphillips]

The Monon Trail still reigns supreme as best thing the state of Indiana has done in my lifetime. I will say that.

[ian (parody) @iangphillips]

It’s also hilarious to me that American Dutchman uses the Carmel Whole Foods as a representation of Carmel’s urbanism as if it’s not literally next to a nightmare 1/2 mile long highway interchange. Also some dude in a Prius nearly hit me turning right out of the WF parking lot.