Ian Gray

¿Por qué la gente asume que hablo Inglés sólo porque soy bolillo?

[Ian Gray @iangray]

@jonofarcadia Here is my ranking of songs called “One”

1. One
2. One
3. One
4. One

[Ian Gray @iangray]

@jonofarcadia I like it when it says “some” pulp.

[Ian Gray @iangray]

@jonofarcadia remember the Allah-mo

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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of network associate producers finally got to air their “in memoriam” packages for Jimmy Carter that they worked so hard on all those years ago.

RIP Mr. President

[Ian Gray @iangray]

@ManiRayaprolu @qatarairways @DFWAirport @DohaAirport I’m inside that plane! Still taxiing as I type

[Ian Gray @iangray]

This one hurts. A year ago we still had all 3 Apollo 8 astronauts with us, but now only one remains as a living witness to the first manned voyage around the moon. R.I.P. Bill Anders

[NASA @NASA]

We mourn the passing of astronaut Bill Anders, lunar module pilot for Apollo 8, and backup pilot for the Gemini XI and Apollo 11 flights. One of the first three people to travel beyond the reach of our Earth and orbit the Moon, Anders took the legendary Earthrise photo. More on his legacy: https://t.co/yrDEYBsMeq

[Ian Gray @iangray]

Cinco de Mustard

[Ian Gray @iangray]

“The greatest trick that the devil ever pulled was to set a ‘double-tap’ as a shortcut for ‘like’ in the Instagram app.”
-C. S. Lewis

[Ian Gray @iangray]

Do you remember when you interacted with Twitter by texting a number on your phone? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Ian Gray @iangray]

Cinco de Mustard

[Ian Gray @iangray]

@iambradball You’re triggering algorithms with your wisdom, Brad! Thank you for sharing.

[Brad Ball @iambradball]

Do you use your degree today?

I hear many say "no," unless it they are an attorney or Dr., but I would argue they do.

[Ian Gray @iangray]

@AmyShiraTeitel First time in months

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@lovinmydog Only the best colors.

[Ian Gray @iangray]

I’ve had a cold this week and just learned I lost 3 kilograms in weight solely from blowing my nose every 5 minutes.

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

Why has Siri never improved?

[Ian Gray @iangray]

@StanleyRoberts @49ers @dallascowboys Watching on TV in Dallas… go Cowboys! Enjoy the rest of the game!

[Ian Gray @iangray]

@lovinmydog Probably worldwide, but at least in the U.S. We’re less likely to accept information summarily because it comes from an authority figure.

[Ian Gray @iangray]

It’s slow-going, but over time our individual thinking is getting more critical than it used to be.

[Ian Gray @iangray]

@ScottAdamsSays I’m laughing so hard today at the 4D-trolling! Wait, sorry, I’m not claiming to read your mind, Scott. I respect that you’re sincerely acquiescing to the clear and undeniable predictive powers of your detractors. Way to be magnanimous in defeat Scott!