Jabronious Monk

Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box.

[Jabronious Monk @ianhurley77]

*me sitting on my couch at home while the eagles D plays another series on the surface of the sun*

“Why can’t we get a better pass rush?”

[Brooks Kubena @BKubena]

Eagles center Cam Jurgens said the field was like “hot lava.” He went through two pairs of cleats that melted.

“Halftime was like a NASCAR pit crew.”

[Jabronious Monk @ianhurley77]

*sadly* we’re getting pecked by the Seagulls *sigh* peckkedddd byy the Seagulls…

[Jabronious Monk @ianhurley77]

More like Alexander the Mid

[ENCOM Customer Support @dukakis88]

here is a labeled version!

[Jabronious Monk @ianhurley77]

This is how AI works as well

[Jabronious Monk @ianhurley77]

How I imagine Tchaikovsky and the fellas were moving when he was putting those cannons and bells into the 1812 Overture

[Jabronious Monk @ianhurley77]

Eating chocolate around a dog feels like playing with a loaded gun near a toddler

[Jabronious Monk @ianhurley77]

Joker: Folie á Deux

[Jabronious Monk @ianhurley77]

How many concussions you gotta have before there’s a ban on teammates slapping or smashing your helmet in celebration?

[Jabronious Monk @ianhurley77]

*sad Jason Derulo voice* Kevinnnn Patulloooooo

[Jabronious Monk @ianhurley77]

Between this and his call for people to draft Pacheco in fantasy, my guy Schrags is killing the prognostication game once again.

[The r/BillSimmons Podcast @rBillSimmonsPod]

Peter Schrager on Wednesday’s BS Pod:

“This year, I have a team that literally nobody on earth, including their fans, seem to be in on. And I kind of like them to shock everyone and compete in their division. The Miami Dolphins are very intriguing to me”

[Jabronious Monk @ianhurley77]

The NFL forcing me to watch Mr. Beast content for the first time ever is truly unforgivable. Might surpass the Apple U2 travesty tbh

[SG @04gully]

In a era where most fans aren’t rationale, it’s nice to see palace fans act normal and wish their player well!

[Jabronious Monk @ianhurley77]

And now he can never stay healthy. Just goes to show what working hard from a young age will get you

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

CHRISTIAN MCCAFFREY’S WORK ETHIC AS A HIGH SCHOOLER WAS DIFFERENT 🤯

- CMC went to bed every night at 7:30
- Was not allowed to drink soda
- IV every game day
- No yelling or squinting at the sun

@87ed made sure @CMC_22 was ready to be a #NFL great �

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

It’s a family thing ❤️

To celebrate his new contract, we surprised Myles with a special gathering at Emirates Stadium…

[Jabronious Monk @ianhurley77]

Nathan Fielder 🤝 Amelia Earhart

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

.@StJohnsBBall ARE YOUR BIG EAST CHAMPS.

WERE SHINING IN RED AND WHITE FOR REST OF NIGHT

[Jabronious Monk @ianhurley77]

Every time I go into a laundry mat I try to figure out if it’s a money laundering operation

[Jabronious Monk @ianhurley77]

👑

[Jeff Stoutland @CoachStoutland]

Can’t wait to celebrate with you all on Broad Street.

Let’s enjoy this and do it all over again!

[Jabronious Monk @ianhurley77]

Receiving word that Lamine Yamal just got traded to the Lakers for Austin Reaves and a couple of washing machines

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

Lamine Yamal is UNREAL. 🤯

https://t.co/jc0f28rZ2J

[Jabronious Monk @ianhurley77]

Might’ve only scored 48 if we didn’t get this

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

CLEAR HOLD

NO FLAG

MASSIVE IMPACT ON THE GAME