Ian Keeffe

[Ian Keeffe @iankeeffe]

@SimonCalder think you were discussing this recently

[Ian Keeffe @iankeeffe]

Warning if you are flying to Portugal any time now, this was the queue at Lisbon for the new non EU identification . Actually spent longer queuing than the actual flight, was a shambles with half the machines not working, and further queues to passport control. #lisbon#Brexit

[Ian Keeffe @iankeeffe]

Warning if you are flying to Portugal any time now, this was the queue at Lisbon for the new non EU identification . Actually spent longer queuing than the actual flight, was a shambles with half the machines not working, and further queues to passport control. #lisbon#Brexit

[Ian Keeffe @iankeeffe]

@MrJamesMay I have a friend who drinks this whenever out. I always seem to mess up by getting lemonade added and not soda water

[Ian Keeffe @iankeeffe]

@chilternrailway just a suggestion based on all the comments on standing only . Like in Europe, sell tickets by the seat , once full sell standing only tickets at a discounted price ? At least folk know what they are booking . Just a thought

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

London used to be the best city in the world. I loved living and working there. Genuinely loved it. The whole world wanted to be in London. Now? It is a dump.

Outside a few select posh areas right in the middle of the city, it increasingly resembles the third world.

It depresses me so much now, I can’t even tell you. It was our city, our great capital city. The best city. Slowly, but now more and more quickly, it has had its heart torn out.

Gangs of men, very often foreign, roaming around stealing phones with no consequences. Police don’t care, nobody cares. Why would they? We’re told it’s just part and parcel of living in a big city. NO IT’S NOT.

Filthy underground carriages. It stinks. Graffiti everywhere. Fare-dodgers jump the barriers, nobody from TfL does anything. Security guards just stand there gormless. Most don’t even speak proper English. What’s the point in them being there? Honestly?

Decency is becoming less and less common on public transport. If you want to listen to your music, or have a phone call, put your headphones in. PLEASE. We don’t want to hear it your conversation. Obviously. So shut up.

Dreadful ‘candy’ shops EVERYWHERE. Always empty. I’ll say it if nobody else will. It’s MONEY LAUNDERING.

These awful ‘rickshaw’ bikes flying around, blaring out awful noises. Why is nothing done? It’s just insulting to the rest of us. I don’t want to listen to your shitty music. Nobody does.

These e bikes. Just strewn across the streets. Piles of them. It's so damn rude.

Homeless people, everywhere. Genuinely mentally ill people seem to be more and more common, just roaming the streets. We’ve all seen it. There has to be a better way.

And just everywhere is filthy. Rubbish all over. It stinks of weed. The whole place has just got a more menacing feel about it. It’s concerning even holding a phone out in your hand. How on earth has this been allowed to happen? And it gets worse and worse and worse.

This is all in those posh areas I spoke about.

Head a bit further out. Good luck.

Lewisham? Tower Hamlets? Whitechapel? Plenty of others. It’s a dump. It’s filthy, and it does not feel like Britain. It’s certainly not safe for women.

It’s like being teleported to a different country, one borough to the next. None of them Britain.

I honestly used to love London so much.

It’s now a dying city, and it breaks my heart to watch it happen.

But. How can we fix it? You know what's coming.

It’s estimated that up to one in 13 people in London is an illegal migrant. As many as 585,000 illegal migrants are in the city…

Deport them, and we can start the necessary restoration process.

I want my capital city back.

[Ian Keeffe @iankeeffe]

@Meyeralmost @jet2tweets @bhx_official There was no crash. We just needed to swap to another plane for safety reasons

[Ian Keeffe @iankeeffe]

Very impressed with how @jet2tweets managed finding a new plane after our one got damaged whilst loading at @bhx_official . Very efficiently managed, staff were excellent. Well done

[Ian Keeffe @iankeeffe]

@RupertLowe10 Rupert come visit Banbury. Exactly this

[GB News @GBNEWS]

Mountain of waste dumped in Oxfordshire field found to contain rubbish from councils

https://t.co/0ABplUKx9r

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

🚨 TESCO ARE NO LONGER CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS❗️

Their Christmas trees are now called Evergreen trees 🙄

@Tesco do better....

[Ian Keeffe @iankeeffe]

@Artemisfornow @catelaura27 I work with a lot of younger people that can only work so many hours a week because if they do more it effects their benefits. The employer is desperate to get people to do a few more hours due to illness cover but they don’t want to know. No incentive to work v benefits

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I suppose this is out of the question?

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Not sure about this one. Do you think people will find it funny or too true?

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Oh my god! They’ve started going up. 1st one at Bank Station. Please post a pic if you see one over the coming weeks. They cost a packet and they might be taken down if people complain. Oh, and thanks again for your support. It really helped 👊

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: British veteran breaks down live on TV over state of the country:

"Rows and rows of white tombs for what? A country of today? No, I'm sorry. The sacrifice wasn't worth the result.

I fought for freedom, and it's darn-sight worse now than when I fought."

[Ian Keeffe @iankeeffe]

@itvmeridian good article about temporary blue badges. I have been in a surgical boot for 3 months following surgery, very hard in town to get to places from town centre car parks, particularly on crutches.

[Ian Keeffe @iankeeffe]

@welshy1000 Looks like you were in Ocean Village. Bit of an old stomping ground for me.

[Ian Keeffe @iankeeffe]

@JamesHarvey2503 @catelaura27 Very little coverage on BBC and ITV news on this , and what happened at Epping. 🤔 so much cover up now.

[Ian Keeffe @iankeeffe]

@BBCSport @Dr_Eluned Total class here. I was watching this live , that heat must of been tough to sit in . More importantly hope your Mum is ok

[Ian Keeffe @iankeeffe]

@DaWNd58 Yes each to their own but this should be Sunday afternoon legend slot not Saturday night.

[Ian Keeffe @iankeeffe]

Sorry Neil , legend you may be but this is terrible. Certainly not a Saturday headline . Switching over #Glastonbury2025 #neilyoung