Ian M Dudley

** HAS GIVEN UP ON SOCIAL MEDIA **

Writer, lover, reader, father, taxpayer, husband, engineer, and son, though not necessarily in that order.

[Ian M Dudley @ianmdudley]

"Clearly the apex of Marlon Brando's career was his turn as Dr. Frank-n-Furter in 1975's Rocky Horror Picture Show, and it's sad he died so soon after. No one has brought the same gravitas and intensity to the role, although Meryl Streep came close in the 2003 remake." #FakeWIP

[Ian M Dudley @ianmdudley]

It's Half The Camera It Could Be, OR, I Really DO Wish A Picture Was Worth A Thousand (Five Hundred?) Words (Towards My Current Novel) https://t.co/rY9CjhjM31

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A Drought of Good Ideas or How I Can Singlehandedly Save Our State https://t.co/72pOzxxbC5

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And This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Chairs https://t.co/tCAJP4Ln4O

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A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Clues – ‘new’ radio play and, it turns out, Bob Ross revival piece https://t.co/lNUhItMmeI

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Hey you crows! Get off my lawn! https://t.co/yRwKVQzKSa

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Do Rats Suffer From Anxiety Too? https://t.co/ynRAjT3EWj

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The Nostalgia Is A Lie OR What Was I Thinking??? https://t.co/V84yIjA8Y9

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Of all the times to be happily married! https://t.co/AM5FjJYthU

[Ian M Dudley @ianmdudley]

@s_g_browne Hope she identified the right guy, or else she's just done him a huge disservice. But hey, the mob never gets it wrong because of all the checks, balances, & due process involved with vigilantism!
I recommend checking this book out for perspective: https://t.co/6UHXyDlAdR

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@youhas May want to choose a different medical procedure for your metaphor. In a fair organ transplant system, no one can demand an organ. Sure, the rich can grease the wheels, but that's the definition of not fair.

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@s_g_browne I did what i could and we're at 28% now...

[Ian M Dudley @ianmdudley]

Kill me now. The kiddos LOVE Monopoly and are insisting we play. Haven't played in over 20 years, and that time a couple almost came to blows over the game (naturally, they're married now).
#HasbroHorror #IHateThisGame

[HAL 9000 @HAL9000_]

If a sealed, untampered copy of Super Mario Bros can sell for $2 million, I wonder what I can get for the perfectly preserved Frank Poole I've left untouched for 20 years.

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It's the End of the World and Everyone Is Mad at Me https://t.co/hwAWG1Kr4B

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So what exactly am I supposed to think when the "New Driver" bumper sticker on the car in front of me is faded and peeling? #BeAfraidBeVeryAfraidAbsentmindedDriver? #InTheCarNoOneCanHearYouScream...InFrustration

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@s_g_browne Well, until now I would have said, "Not know that today Joey Chestnut ate 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes." Thanks a lot, Scott...

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@s_g_browne That's not a no, that's a war crime.

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Oh yeah? Well I heard different! https://t.co/xFGIE31zMl

[S.G. Browne @s_g_browne]

I'll be reading "Remedial English for Reanimated Corpses," one of the stories in my new collection LOST CREATURES, Wednesday, June 16, at 7:20am PDT as part of Unbedtime Stories on @KFJC897fm. Stream it via https://t.co/LYH9fXlRAr or via the KFJC app. Check it out!

[Ian M Dudley @ianmdudley]

I keep thinking these are pears...
#LifeIsFullOfSurprises
#UnpleasantOnes