ian oss

i refuse to call this app anything except twitter.

[ian oss @ianossenberg]

@CozyKaty @jennasarahh

[David @NotDavidXander]

Quality Control is finally back! Production sounds clean AF... We haven't had good mastering since Hard Candy

[matt @ruffledsavior]

thinking about #men while having sex with my wife

[ian oss @ianossenberg]

gucci flip flops by @BhadBhabie was the driving force behind me buying gucci flip flops. cut her a check.

[ian oss @ianossenberg]

@alabamabarker looks like @kimpetras

[Truly Pete (72%)👽 🔜 Some Rave Eventually @AStateofPete]

Uber driver: “Fun night?”

Me in the backseat:

[hourly charli xcx @hourlyXCX]

4 years ago today, Charli XCX does a Instagram Live DJ set for Grindr.

[ian oss @ianossenberg]

@ijustine is buying the nfl

[iJustine @ijustine]

Can’t believe Taylor Swift is buying the NFL.

[Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas]

Hi @elonmusk will u come on my podcast #JustTrish have some questions about Tesla and why we have to charge them. Seems the same as pumping gas ?

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

reddit is the closest i’ll get to the dark web

[ian oss @ianossenberg]

@LuShaderoom no <3

[ian oss @ianossenberg]

i’m dairy free so I eat my cereal with water