Ian

comedy writer

[Ian @ianreagan2]

F. Scott Fitzgerald, Born Sept. 24th 1896: Wrote “The Great Gatsby”

Jim Henson, Born September 24th 1936: Created dozens of classic characters and beloved films.

Ian Reagan, Born September 24th 1996: Once ate 30 McNuggets in 20 mins.

[Ian @ianreagan2]

Leaked end credit scene to the Hershey Biopic featuring HB Reeses.

[Mayor Of Detroit @lord240p]

When I was 9 I asked my mom if Goofy and his family were based on Black People, she said “everything is based on us” and to this day I this is one of the Blackest movies to ever come out of Disney

[Ian @ianreagan2]

If anyone wants to hop over to the app that ISNT (currently) overrun with Nazis and bots… i’ll be https://t.co/gjeDxGTBim

[Ian @ianreagan2]

Teddy once got shot during a speech, and continued going without delay. Bullet in his chest. Mocking the failed assassin.

[Ian @ianreagan2]

Couple of things:

1. We didn’t have a president in 1776. Unless you want to count John Hancock, which you shouldn’t.

2. Washington (who i assume you’re talking about) was pretty alpha i’ll give you that… but Teddy Roosevelt is WAY more alpha.

[Cøngles @spiroagnew__]

Genuine intellectual curiosity is often labeled “pretension” by people who feel insecure about their own lack of curiosity/intelligence.

[Ian @ianreagan2]

@JarinPruce THIS DRIVES ME INSANE
like there are shots and reverses that should be physically impossible!

[Ian @ianreagan2]

@slipperygoblin Wait…. Wait… dude fuck me, why am I just now realizing an Air Fryer is just a small convection oven.. I feel like i’ve been tricked by Jack Donaghy

[Ian @ianreagan2]

We fought and won a whole ass REVOLUTION based on what was ultimately a disagreement on Taxation policy. A tax policy that directly hurt the profit margins of illegal goods smugglers.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Governor Josh Shapiro comments on the arrest of Luigi Mangione:

“Some attention in this case, especially online, has been deeply disturbing as some have looked to celebrate instead of condemning this killer. […] In America, we do not kill people in cold blood to resolve policy differences or express a viewpoint.”

[Ian @ianreagan2]

This just confirms that the only real definition of “Legal” immigration/citizenship is “what some white guy thinks of you.”

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump confirms that he plans to deport US citizens who have undocumented parents

[Ian @ianreagan2]

I only really care about a few things in life:
My Body
My Pad
My Car
My Family
My Church
My Boys
My Girls
My Porn
And my Chatbot.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Anne Hathaway is set to star in a thriller about AI with Joseph Gordon-Levitt set to direct.

Rian Johnson will produce the film.

(Source: Deadline)

[Jordan Fish @jwordfish]

I can’t get over this. They clearly had a pristine scan and they still ran this ridiculous AI filtration process on it. This is a defective product unfit for any purpose. Why is there no set of industry best practices around the use of AI in film restoration?

[Ian @ianreagan2]

I have had a permanent clicking in my right knee since I was 12 because I was tripped and fell on it ONCE. Intelligent Design right there.

[Missy🍂 @5SolasMissy]

Only the living God could have created this master design

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

How come we don't talk about class in America?

Because when you talk about class, you risk working people coming together and taking back power from the top 1% of our society.

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

Kamen Rider vs Starfish Hitler

Kamen Rider X - Underworld's Dictator, Starfish Hitler!! (S1 E26)
1974 / Toei - Japanese TV / Issaku Uchida
💥sound on💥

[Ian @ianreagan2]

@letsgotothemaul I saw that portrait and immediately started doing math in my head like “oh, 94?? How old is everyone? How old is Nic Cage?!??”

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Christopher Nolan was asked whether he ever worries that audiences might struggle to follow one of his “complex” films.

"Fuck it"

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

See this is why all that focus group stuff won’t work. A movie catering to men, where women barely speak, is getting the woke label. You can’t please these people and it’s not worth trying. They won’t like anything you do.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

There were 6th graders screaming “certified pedophile” at school dances lol i don’t think Spotify had anything to do with that