Ian Mann

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever - gandhi

[Ian Mann @iansthemann]

So that's a little bit odd...

[Ian Mann @iansthemann]

Why do I love the galaxy s5? Because it knows that 'wabbit' is a word!

[Ian Mann @iansthemann]

So, I have realized I can only set my alarm to prime numbers in order for me to wake up in the morning...Damn mathematics

[Atavus Rugby @AtavusRugby]

@taylorswift13 rocks rugby kit. Wonder if she is going to the #USAvAllBlacks game Nov. 1 @SoldierField. Are you?

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(678): My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.

[Ian Mann @iansthemann]

For the upcoming holiday, share with your friends.

[Ian Mann @iansthemann]

Fuck baseball, I'm missing my UFC fight and all because we have to watch some overpaid idiot throw a damn ball once every 2 minutes #pissed

[Ian Mann @iansthemann]

Man gets pulled over by a cop and given a sobriety test. Cop asks to say the alphabet backwards. Man says 'tebahpla' and goes on his way.

[Ian Mann @iansthemann]

What a great vacation gift!

[Ian Mann @iansthemann]

I just committed genocide against my archenemy, the wasps. Needless to say they sustained great casualties and are planning a counter attack

[Ian Mann @iansthemann]

My dream car, 240sx.

[Ian Mann @iansthemann]

@UberFacts so what..? Less than .01% of the population?

[Ian Mann @iansthemann]

Well that's an eventful morning, hope all is well Eric! Speedy recovery for you

[Ian Mann @iansthemann]

@UberFacts I feel like all these comments are from people who can't take a hit in stride. Like come on, walk it off.

[Ian Mann @iansthemann]

Must See : Incredible Acrobatic Motorbike Accident http://t.co/fjI1wvUHf0

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Soy contains plant compounds that mimic the effects of estrogen when consumed by men.

[Ian Mann @iansthemann]

@UberFacts shouldn't this be in @UberObvi ?

[Ian Mann @iansthemann]

I wonder if you could domesticate a wolverine...that would be the most badass pet ever