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Cynical, dry, but heart in the right place I think .... and occasionally some of the other parts too. .... Measure twice cut once.

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@Dexerto Remember to keep out of the way of the Headless Horseman.

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@culturaltutor Usonian - functional, pretty and peaceful.

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@archivetvmus71 If they brought these back what would your suggestions be? Mine ..
Middle lane hoggers - move over you morons!
"Careful" motorway joiners - merge at ~60 mph you cretins!
Fly tippers - special prison diet for you .. flies!

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@starheal My mum says his death is still a few years away yet, and she definitely knows more about death than your Mom does cos she died fifteen years ago.

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@but_cyclists I think they should be cycling a lot slower in races like these.

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@gingerfreakb3ta @anon_opin Are you and the first replier aware you are on X/Twitter ? There's no room or desire for thoughtful, rational responses on here ....

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@cymru_79 @SaintMichael293 They're ghosts ..... I don't think they need beds ..... I think they do go there to steal the bedsheets though.

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@BRFCJohn Blimey, I've seen the price of the trains to see the matches but I dread to think of the price for the air boats !

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@ThrillaRilla369 BBC News homepage
No pictures wasting space, but enough text space for 50 or so non-cryptic, properly descriptive headlines from where you could go to any of those articles/pics with one click, and just one click back to the main page.

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@RightNUFC @AldiUK I think their "fixed component" of a product is the price, so when the supplier says "can't do same ingredients for the same price any longer" Aldi ask them to make it with cheaper/"worse quality" ingredients rather than upping the price by 10p/whatevs.

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@LeroyYsa @mmpadellan blimey ..... so I ain't gonna play her at Scrabble 😳

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@Molly_AFC It's a new thing, the US just have to change things to make it "exciting". A triangular pitch, 3 goals, and played with 3 balls. Each penalty area has a pit dug in it and one has a gator in it, pit 2 is a grizzly, pit 3 is a mountain lion. Most (goals+reamining limbs) wins.

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@gggirl924 His malignant narcissism means he thinks he deserves constant flattery/subservience from all those around him, and therefore demands it, and above that he also feels the need to punish those that don't fall into line even those he doesn't know. So, yes, he ruined it for everyone.

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@Saffron_Sniper1 AI bollocks ! Apart from the speed reading absolutely nothing is in focus/readable, not even large lorry markings. Is the camera welded to the middle of his forehead? or on the end of his nose? And what long fingers he has.

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@MorrisonBman @kelly_steffee @DoctorTurtleboy did he also do the message regarding something like "pleading out or it'll be an episode" ??

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@therogerraccoon @MahikRani50377 If one's bowels are moving enough to break wind, then I would think squatting down to that level may be somewhat inadvisable.

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@RussetGrange @CrewkerneGaz Her real name is Carole Schrodinger and it's her phone.

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@BlakeFox7 @Scaramucci I still haven't received my sovereigns, ..... have they been delayed? Or do you think someone else grabbed them all first?

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@manxpie86 @Loaf2112 I think you'll need to get a new protractor mate. Then you'll be able to get the angles right to make it parallel with the pitch. Other than that ... 👍

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@HolzvonHolz @NUFC what are the people on the right hand side of that stand watching ??