The waitress puts the plate in front of me using her ungloved hands and tells me dont touch the plate its too hot I know she's calling me a little bitch but I still want her to enjoy her meal with a hearty "you too" when she asks me to enjoy mine because I'm a goddamn gentleman.
The best Jurassic Park film is the one about man's hubris and science run amuck.
The worst Jurassic Park film is the one about man's hubris and science run amuck.
@RonFilipkowski "Home is where your heart is" unless you're foreign in which case home is where you were born we don't care if you chose to come here as a child how dare you?
@rambenzeev @AP Your religion can tell you what you can and can't do. That's why it's called "your religion".
It's not mine. If I want your religion to also be mine, I'll come find you.
After transporting it several times for my lovely wife, I have determined that avocado toast is for people that enjoy crunchy warm bread, but also wished it smelled more like a medieval grave.