𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓

I love playing dress up. Allergic to apples. Love my pet snake. Getting my allowance from Adam. Cain, Abel and Seth's mum. I must be your mum too.

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

I'm waiting for a time that a TV producer will approach me to join a new franchise, Real Housewives of Heaven and Hell. #RealHousewives

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

Beaut.

[Eyes of God @Eyesofgod__]

Lilith and Eve, 1963, by Yuri Klapouh

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

@MostHighPrince Being single does not necessarily equate to being alone.

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

@MostHighPrince I enjoy being single. No thank you.

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

@BrandonLeeFaber Dude. Talking about the system who kept saying it.

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

@BrandonLeeFaber Always.

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

"We failed you." Over and over again.

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

@ThatBloke_Jesus Oh dear...

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

And so curiosity killed the cat.

[King Solomon and his 700 fed-up wives @GoodKingSolomon]

DO NOT OPEN THE LEAD COFFIN UNDER THE CATHEDRAL!

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

Hibernation was amazing while hell scorched earth a little bit in the past 2 years... Is #godsquad dead?

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

🥂🍾

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

@_TheRealDeath Vitamin D deficient.

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

@StPeterGateKeep I just assumed that the new civilization of the present does not know how to count anymore?

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

@jazelledetera Yeah I've heard that you embezzled other people's hard-earned money. Like mother, like daughter. What a horrible person.

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

@StPeterGateKeep I thought you like teeth.... 🤔

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

Which God sent that fly for a religious mission? #godsquad #PenceFly

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

This is still my stance my children of Amurica.

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

@TheTweetOfGod Dad. Where's my allowance?

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

Yup. This.

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

My dear earth children, you should know by now that I know when one of my vile childish kids is faking a disease for pity or escape. #TrumpHasCovid - hoax.

[𝕰𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖊𝖓 @iatetheapple2]

@tweetoftheBeast Truly. I birthed lots so I know.