Matt Ibach

[Matt Ibach @ibach_matt]

@SeahawkNerd Exactly. Should’ve never came down to that but holy fuck, NFL officiating needs to figure it the fuck out. This is Pathetic.

[Matt Ibach @ibach_matt]

@ButlerIsKing You wanna talk about being bailed out by the refs? No fucking chance Kupp didn’t get that first down.

[Matt Ibach @ibach_matt]

@TheRealMcKoy85 Gonna be a good one. Fuck you too

[Matt Ibach @ibach_matt]

@49erfaithful93 Looking forward to Sunday. Gonna be a great test for both teams. Let the niners-Seahawks hate week begin! Also, fuck you & 41-6

[Matt Ibach @ibach_matt]

@UofMMoments Coach can only tell you what to do before you go out there. What coach needs to do is tell his qb that they’re gonna start looking elsewhere if he keeps this up. 10/21 for 101 and 2 picks against MINNE-FUCKING-SOTA is unacceptable. Indiana is gonna absolutely pound us.

[Matt Ibach @ibach_matt]

@memarisa7 Uh yeah?

[Matt Ibach @ibach_matt]

@MarinersONTap DO NOT bring him back. Changes need to be made. This team was 1 win away from the World Series, brought essentially the entire team back and theoretically improved with Donovan, only to absolutely shit the bed. The window is just about closed, they need to win now.

[Matt Ibach @ibach_matt]

@Playyy__boii She’d be a solid 7/8 yeah.

[Matt Ibach @ibach_matt]

@NotTheExpertYT As a Michigan fan, absolutely. That was pathetic and I hope the CFP and AP rank Michigan the same way they would’ve if we lost,

[Isaac Stein @IsaacStein1972]

@SheaSerrano Miss Kanter and Mrs. White are beautiful women inside and out. They should be allowed to persue their dreams..

How dare you attack the most vulnerable amongst us??

Shame on you, bigot!

[Matt Ibach @ibach_matt]

@Amillz05429783 @nestyNEST__ @grok He’s bad at responding to my dms with me showing him how I’d bounce on it, but I get it king.

[Matt Ibach @ibach_matt]

@celibatedoll 1.5/5 I’ll let you guess which one

[Matt Ibach @ibach_matt]

@The_Archie_King Guarantee it wasn’t him that said he couldn’t pitch more than 1 game in the WBC

[Matt Ibach @ibach_matt]

@Saquon_Gleyber How dare an owner care about winning and want to pay players in order to win? This is coming from a mariners fan, but holy fuck, I wish my owner did what the dodgers owner does.

[Matt Ibach @ibach_matt]

@MarinerMuse Season’s over. Trade everyone, fire the rest. It was a good run, see y’all in 2027.

[Matt Ibach @ibach_matt]

@smoothmelanin He literally CAN’T run again. Can’t wait for Vance 2028 tho

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

In preparation for tomorrow’s hockey matchup between America 🇺🇸 and Canada 🇦🇺, here are some FACTS that the Canadians hate:

1. America is the oldest and greatest country on earth

2. Canada is a British province that must do what the queen says

3. The greatest hockey player who ever lived was American

4. Canada is poor, poorer than our South American neighbors in Mexico. The average Canadian makes less than $10,000 per year and doesn’t have the internet

5. Justin Turdeaux must do what Donald Trump says because they don’t have sovereignty

6. Vermont has superior maple syrup to anything in Canada

7. No Canadian has ever had a #1 song or album in the US

8. Canadians are the most obese and unattractive Western country

9. Quebec residents must speak English FIRST because America is the birth place of the English language

10. Canadians have an average IQ than is 20 points below the average US IQ

[Matt Ibach @ibach_matt]

@StephieSmallls You’re goddamn right. But he just scored the golden goal he ain’t paying for shit

[Matt Ibach @ibach_matt]

@Keeshan26284093 @ScooterMagruder Tough bro. You’ll understand once you’re officially East Alaska.

[Matt Ibach @ibach_matt]

@ScooterMagruder It’s our sport now.