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Wisconsin Cheese Soup Enthusiast, Bob Barker Fan, Admirer of Sloths

[B. Run @ibebethany]

Wanted: 9 sq ft of quiet, dim space. Must have room for gentle fetal rocking and an address Pizza Hut can deliver to. DM me with quote.

[B. Run @ibebethany]

@tacobell please. I’m dying inside without nacho fries. It’s the best thing you’ve done since Mexican pizza and Doritos locos tacos. Please. Please.

[B. Run @ibebethany]

Do you ever lay down at night after brushing your teeth and think ‘I could eat a whole bag of chips right now. But I’m not gonna.’? I just need someone to call me a hero.

[B. Run @ibebethany]

@RustonKelly trying to pre-order The Weakness in vinyl and the website returns “Unauthorized” on all merch pages. Want to buy direct if possible. Help?

[B. Run @ibebethany]

Offer me a discount or get out my inbox. It’s not hard.

[B. Run @ibebethany]

Is it just me, or does this In Memoriam segment feel unusually disrespectful? #Oscars

[B. Run @ibebethany]

If I ever have the deep pleasure of meeting @Nick_Offerman I hope we can chat about the growing up in the Midwest, hiking, water sport and his fine work in Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous. Such a delight.

[B. Run @ibebethany]

@eve_wasframed So weird. I’ve never “warned” anyone that I love them… it, uh, doesn’t work that way.

[B. Run @ibebethany]

Loving diversity in body types of these dancers. #HalfTimeShow

[B. Run @ibebethany]

@tacobell my love. I just used your app to order two cravings boxes as well as a chipotle chix melt, chip ranch and cantina taco. Rcvd half of what we ordered even after asking is all of it? I’m hurt. Sad. Devastated. How am I supposed to live mas when I can’t get what I order?!

[B. Run @ibebethany]

@tacobell I want to give my partner the Taco Lovers Pass for Valentine’s Day. Please help, Doritos Locos Tacos are the only way to his heart. How can I gift a pass?

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

It is impossible for me to be happy when I’m even slightly cold.

[B. Run @ibebethany]

Reminder: If someone in your life declines to drink, they don’t owe you an explanation.

If they want to tell you why, they will. Don’t ask.

[B. Run @ibebethany]

Crinkle cut fries are garbage. Full stop. #isaidwhatisaid

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@chipotle I ordered tonight via mobile. Instead of my delicious go-to cheesy carnitas and Barbacoa bowl I got fajita veggies only. The depth of my sadness is unreasonable, but profound. Pepper chat not responding. Send help!

[B. Run @ibebethany]

Here’s the thing… maybe I’m weird but my bones have never been chilled by a novel. Sorry, blurb writers.

[cella 🤌 @mikeVcella]

have we tried putting the vaccine in a little piece of cheese

[RFP360, an RFPIO company @RFP360]

Yesterday, our team spent the afternoon volunteering at @HopeHouse. It was a beautiful day to get outside and do some landscaping to serve our community. To learn more about Hope House and donate to support their mission, visit https://t.co/AA5drOupjl

[B. Run @ibebethany]

@spaghattamanda I watched about 1 minute of his monologue and felt the same. It felt forced and manipulative and calculated. I couldn’t watch any more.

[B. Run @ibebethany]

@thew @totinos

[B. Run @ibebethany]

Growing up my brother preferred bagel bites to @totinos pizza rolls.

I still resent him for it. Hopefully my therapist can help me work through this.

[B. Run @ibebethany]

@thew @hasUnow @totinos To be fair... pizza rolls have those cuboid pepps too.