Yesterday my wife asked if she could have sex with another man.
“I don't like it, but if you really feel that way I will respect your choice. Please use a condom,” I said.
“He is coming over in 30 minutes. Could you leave the apartment with the kids for like three hours?” she said.
“Ok, I will take them to a bar. But just so you know, I may drink more than my weekly allowance of four beers,” I told her.
The foundation of a good relationship is respecting your partner's boundaries, which I did yesterday.
I also set my own boundaries: if she wants to have sex with another man, I may not comply with my weekly alcohol limit.
Have a wonderful day,
Wolfgang
BREAKING: We’ve urged President Bola Tinubu to direct the Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Mr Lateef Fagbemi, SAN, the Inspector-General of Police, Olatunji Rilwan Disu, and appropriate anti-corruption agencies to thoroughly and effectively investigate allegations that over ₦6.79 billion of public funds are missing, diverted or misapplied within the Nigeria Police Force and the Federal Ministry of Police Affairs.
The grave allegations are documented in the latest Annual Report of the Auditor-General of the Federation published on 9 September 2025.
Anyone suspected to be responsible—including contractors, companies and public officials implicated in the report—should be promptly prosecuted, while all missing public funds, firearms and ammunition should be fully recovered, secured and properly accounted for.
The Auditor-General's findings suggest a grave betrayal of the public trust and raise serious concerns about corruption and the management of public funds, police exhibits, firearms and ammunition.
The report also raises serious concerns over missing firearms and ammunition, the unauthorised use and release of police exhibits, failures to properly account for exhibits, and the insecure storage of firearms, creating significant risks to public safety and national security.
The diversion of funds meant for policing, abandoned security projects, missing firearms and ammunition, and the misuse of police exhibits undermine the operational effectiveness of the Nigeria Police Force, weaken public confidence and may contribute to Nigeria's worsening insecurity.
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Tinubu, Atiku, Obi omit primary, secondary certificates as INEC publishes candidates' particulars
The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has published the personal particulars of candidates contesting the 2027 presidential and national assembly elections.
The particulars were displayed at INEC offices in local government headquarters across the country.
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Bank PHB is trending in Nigeria because the now defunct commercial bank has been mentioned multiple times in response to a timeline trivia asking millennial netizens to name an old Nigerian bank that no longer exists.
Bank PHB which ceased operations in August 2011 and was succeeded by Keystone Bank, made the list alongside other defunct commercial banks like Oceanic, Afribank and Standard Trust.
Did you have an account with any of the banks that are no longer in operation?
HN
“When the nation is bleeding, you can’t expect a polite meeting with the Head of State. We need to let him know. His reply was that the nation is not bleeding. We told him the economy is not helping poor Nigerians, but he said the economy is doing fine. Practically speaking, he made it clear that he does not agree with us.”
— Cardinal Onaiyekan shares details of the Catholic Bishops’ meeting with President Bola Tinubu.
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Christian elders to Tinubu: Please don’t seek re-election — your performance disappointing
The National Christian Elders Forum (NCEF) has asked President Bola Tinubu not to seek re-election in 2027, saying his administration’s performance is “manifestly disappointing”.
In a communiqué dated July 9 and signed by Samuel Gani, NCEF national chairman, the elders said the federal government’s performance on national security, economic development and the wellbeing of the citizens has been “hugely sub-optimal”.
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"You have governed before, you need to help us communicate with these other Governors...they need to do more to instead of building flyover when there is no numeric traffic, let's do more to enhance the quality of life and support security agencies to penetrate areas"
- President Tinubu
Dear Tyla,
Your people can’t k!ll Nigerians, hijack their legit business and chase them out of your country and you want to perform in Nigeria 🇳🇬?
Perform in your own country South Africa 🇿🇦
Signed
Nigerians 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬