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Are you joking @Jeep? Harrison Ford would never drive one of the top 5 worst cars.

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@Digit__10 @Instacart lol I used BSKYB for years. They are still absolutely shite for internet.

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@MagnumIP Haha you’re not wrong.

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@KammyTaughtYou @AmazonFresh @Instacart @DoorDash Maybe you should be a driver then. Wait, you don’t want to? Then wtf should?

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@Nestle Coffee Mate is top-tier, but that Super Bowl ad with the tongue thing? Absolutely nasty. I’ll still buy the creamer, but I’ll need therapy first.

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Matthew McConaughey’s @UberEats Super Bowl ad was like a soggy fry, star-studded but lacking flavor. Meanwhile, @Instacart’s mascot mashup delivered the goods with a side of nostalgia. Guess Uber Eats should’ve ordered a better script!

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@AdvilRelief what happened to Advil Sodium (white box)? The fast action was my go to every time. Now they’re nowhere to be found. Is it coming back?

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@AdvilRelief what happened to Advil Sodium (white box)? The fast action was my go to every time. Now they’re nowhere to be found. Is it coming back?

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#Awesome as always @iliza #live tonight from the @MagicCastle_AMA car park!

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FU @united. LAX-SAN 45mins late because 1 of your planes disabled in the alleyway. Its 8:51 & still @flyLAXairport & supposed to land in SAN in 3mins according to your app. #incompetent morons. #fail #lies

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@Uber_Support what are you doing for #platinum and #diamond riders at #LAXit ? So far wait times are 10-15mins longer!!

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Deliveries with @amazon @AmazonHelp #prime are a waste of time. They’re always late!!! May as well give up prime membership. #fail #yousuck #late

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Wtf!? Again. @amazon @AmazonHelp. 4th delivery in a row that is #late due to your mishandling. Wtf is the point of #Prime when you just keep delaying packages?!

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Looks like you need to get your #bike @Uber @JUMPbyUber. It’s in the #Venice #Canals @venice311.

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Hey @DIRECTV you suck still. Again I get error 927 with #ondemand #TV. And you have no idea why and still after years you can’t fix it. I’m done with you. #fail

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FU @kickstarter for not enforcing your own terms when projects take our money and #fail to deliver anything. @amabrush the latest dicks to deliver nothing nor refund anyone.

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How much #compensation for 5.5hr #delay due to your #failure to assign a crew? @united you #suck!!!

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FU @United for 5.5hrs delayed due to mechanical issues on first plane and illegal flight crew that had to be swapped out on 2nd plane. I want #compensation. #YouSuck #fail

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@united my flight DEN-BNA UA5948 Apr 15 has been delayed more than 4.5hrs due to a faulty plane and lack of adequate maintenance. I want compensation. #fail #late