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the monkey blames the bear

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@mod_russia Do these little cuties shout “Exterminate!” before they shoot?

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@mod_russia Just saw your AK-630 - it looks exactly like Daleks in Dr. Who 😍 Can I have one, pretty please?

[Donna T @sweetg35]

WHY can’t more people be at a loss for words?!

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I saw TV adds for the first time in six years and now I don’t have to wonder anymore why people are so fucking stupid.

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Sleeping is for those who don’t have a life to worry about.

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Instead of playing a martyr and whining how awful people are to you, have you ever tried to say you’re sorry?

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@DownFrontArtist That pretty much is a sign you’re not all well but thanks, glad to see you too :)

[Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen]

A drone just hovered past our windows up on the 25th floor & the best i could think to do was jazz hands & a split?

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Perfect is for people without imagination.

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Being a failure as a woman doesn’t mean that you’re a man.

Dear.

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@ipullonmyjeans Welcome, hope you have a great weekend ahead.

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Just sitting on a stone, watching the left wing flapping so hard trying to push biology over the edge.

[Pathetically Normal @Fredzipfel]

Explanation requires a base of common understanding

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If you’re asking someone to give their honest opinion you’re giving them permission to lie.

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In a dream world everyone’s dreaming of being awake.

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It’s not pretty to be ugly.

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In today’s world where you can be what you want to be sadly only a few choose to be normal.

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From what you’re running from is waiting behind the next corner.

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@LaetPO I think I’ll stay for awhile, being polite to everyone in RL is such a chore.