bex

i used to be married to a mormon, now i’m just ɥƃı̣ɥ all the time

[bex @ibtcbex]

a thread of things the 8 yr old I nanny says while playing video games online:

[bex @ibtcbex]

I’ve started telling my Alexa she’s a good girl and her functionality has improved I stg

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

i miss real tv

[bex @ibtcbex]

I had sex with a guy once to get out of playing settlers of catan

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Harrison Ford has thoughts about a new species of snake that has been named Tachymenoides harrisonfordi: https://t.co/RLe5nStCn0

[🐌 @Wheeema]

Dating me is like

[The Editteur 🏹 @TheEditteur]

How to lure me to my death

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

girl dinner

[☆ laney ☆ @laneybabyart]

r u okay babe ur barely releasing ur inhibitions and feeling the rain on ur skin

[bex @ibtcbex]

@ginaftermath This headline would kill a young Victorian child

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

you’re in her dms but she’s in my bed and we’re taking online quizzes in order to figure out if either of us have autism

[bex @ibtcbex]

making up silly little stories about every single person I see at the airport

[bex @ibtcbex]

@ginaftermath has been calling me Rebecca all weekend and honestly wtf

[bex @ibtcbex]

champagne burps yum

[bex @ibtcbex]

need a lobotomy ASAP