Jolllly

Depending on whence ur draining and the equipment ur using, the human body can, in fact, be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

this birthday was an utter failure

[Jolllly @icansoaron4Ls]

@sapientialibere @gRantairrible You can hear me breaking down

[Jolllly @icansoaron4Ls]

@gRantairrible And doing the dramatic reading meant that I had to say "furry furby dong" aloud with my own mouth.

[Jolllly @icansoaron4Ls]

I just read Furby porn and now I'm scarred.

[Jolllly @icansoaron4Ls]

@Enjolras1758 @gRantairrible If there is anything I can do that won't bankrupt me or land me in jail for too long, just say the word. Please

[Jolllly @icansoaron4Ls]

@gRantairrible How badly do you NEED to clean?

[Jolllly @icansoaron4Ls]

@montparknife Would the Oreos be sad?

[Jolllly @icansoaron4Ls]

What if milk became alive and said that Oreos weren't its favorite cookie

[Marius Pontmercy @sweaterfuzz]

I love chocolate milk TBH

[Jolllly @icansoaron4Ls]

@brahorel AT14THEY PLACED HIM IN CHARGE OF A TRADING CHARTER AND EVERY DAYWHILE SLAVESWERE BEING SLAUGHTEREDAND CARTED AWAY ACROSSTHE WAVES

[Jolllly @icansoaron4Ls]

@brahorel DROPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF A FORGOTTENSPOT IN THE CARIBBEAN BY PROVIDENCE IMPOVERISHED IN SQUALOR GROW UP TO BE A HERO AND A SCHOLAR

[éponine @thenardibae]

my sexuality is financial security

[Enjolras @Enjolras1758]

I'm here, I'm queer, and I'm overdosing on caffeine.

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

In the heart of every person is a desire to live in freedom, in a place where change is possible in fellowship and solidarity.

[Jolllly @icansoaron4Ls]

@gRantairrible @montparknife @Enjolras1758 What does that picture have to do with anything

[Jolllly @icansoaron4Ls]

@Enjolras1758 @COURFlyromance @gRantairrible You mean like sneakers?

[grantired @gRantairrible]

Me: wants to take a nap at all the wrong times

[Jolllly @icansoaron4Ls]

@COURFlyromance @theferrestofall I didn't know that still existed.

[Jolllly @icansoaron4Ls]

By age 70 the average human will have shed over 100 pounds of skin. #LastMedicalMonday