shrimp man

20, he/they 🇨🇦 art school more like fart school amiright

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@Onkkiiie Ur not listening to the right stations then, my favourite one is a rock station that has three middle aged men that yap about their back problems and stuff 😭

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@cokeaiine Two or three years ago it snowed on Halloween, but yeah sometimes it takes longer

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@camonega When I have sex with cis men

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@trollftm Exactly like I personally don’t want it but I can see why someone might!! I think being able to free customize yourself is so cool

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@pissmasteryaoi Just plain phallo does look kinda weird but if you get glansplasty and corrective tattoos it looks just like a normal dick

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@morningcallie So glad my local pharmacy is usually manned by the same guy and he knows all the customers by name and he’s so goated about my testosterone

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@pisceansonnet .4 every week :3

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@blulineracing Yes it’s genuinely heaven sent

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@RebecTV I’m gonna have so much fun tomorrow just you wait

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@stonetoss @burntfishie Genuinely I hope you die

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@_chase_____ And they fucking love it

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@kathpreolinae “Absolute nothingburger” and I know like 5 women that look just like you

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@TheRealGDColon No thanks

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@huntbian Wants to go to perverts and freaks fest doesn’t want to see perverts and freaks

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@julie__egg They’re home omg

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@EthcatTF My theory is it’s because meat is getting more expensive so it’s a restaurants way of charging you the same amount for less meat

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@thosewhocare88 @TeddyisVenn This u?

[stars⛓️🗝️ @BigGengarFan04]

She’s using me for my average dick and minimum wage paycheck and undesirable physique

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@Fawf_iguess Just the right size for r/penis

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@kr1sdr333murr Warm trousers