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@Chandler0Hayden Smallville type ish

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@Evan_Hand Look at what they did to Shedeur last year. And Shedeur is actually a humble kid. The league doesn’t like cocky QBs, especially ones that don’t have the measurables.

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@BCrawford247 All facts. He’s been there and has actual talent.

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@brgridiron He’s Temu Johnny Manziel. If Tim Tebow couldn’t make it, then he definitely isn’t either. Those two have way more talent and accomplishments. A limp Justin Fields and backup Trey Lance are still in the league, and he’s not above them either. Good luck

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@BenchwarmerBran Bruh, the owner was literally caught in an illegal sex parlor.

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Golf, baseball and basketball are all boring now… football season needs to hurry up.

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Creatine gaslighting has been ridiculous. All it does is create water weight and kidney disease. Just take steroids if you want a shortcut. You have to cycle off creatine monthly anyway 🤷‍♂️

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@RestrictedDaily Orlando Pace

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@JBook_37 He's not making it in the NFL if he's homesick. He's a kid, but with that amount of money, he definitely has the means to have a parent or relative move there full time.

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@Raindropsmedia1 Natty. Went to my gym in Vegas and she looks the same. There’s no stupid gross looking stomach if she did BBL.

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@F0ODHub Merlot to pair or just water if you don’t drink.

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@TheBuckeyeNut Before this, I questioned the DB’s today. Every play I seen was a touchdown by Boyd, JJ and CHJ. Good to see some balance and competitiveness. Iron sharpens iron.

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@BarstoolUMiami Joe Burrow on last years OSU team would be top 2… see how you sound? Hypotheticals are meaningless

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Fck Chris Webber and the Fab 5 has beens and the whole scUM.

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@SpartanStan1 @goodbreffis Watch him cook a steak with Gordon Ramsay on YouTube. That’s where he learned that butter doesn’t brown if you put it in early.

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@NFL @TomPelissero This is great for him

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@JBook_37 Boomers HATED the black jerseys as well. Change is difficult to them.

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@BrooksAustinBA Blocked. Dumbass take.

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@TheBuckGuys Miami timed the snap count perfectly. OSU needed to start faking snaps to slow them down. Also, Julian missed a wide open receiver for a TD that could’ve swung momentum back.

All that to say, Fielding costed OSU 3 nattys.

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@FB_FilmAnalysis Holding and failure to use fake snaps