ian carle

registered murse. OH.

[ian carle @icarle3]

ronaldo is jordan but messi is bron 🐐

[M☠️ @thehouseoffootb]

🚨🗣️ Zlatan Ibrahimović on the Messi vs Ronaldo GOAT debate:

“Every week, every month, every year, somebody asks me the same question.”

🗣️ “‘Zlatan, who is the GOAT? Messi or Ronaldo?’”

🗣️ “Honestly? I get tired of hearing it.”

🗣️ “Not because they aren't great players. They are.”

🗣️ “But because people talk about football as if it is a video game.”

🗣️ “One player scores a goal and suddenly he's the GOAT.”

🗣️ “The other wins a trophy and suddenly the debate is over.”

🗣️ “Football is bigger than that.”

🗣️ “Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest athletes football has ever seen.”

🗣️ “The goals. The mentality. The discipline. The longevity.”

🗣️ “Nobody can take that away from him.”

🗣️ “Over 900 career goals.”

🗣️ “League titles in different countries.”

🗣️ “Champions Leagues.”

🗣️ “Records everywhere.”

🗣️ “Cristiano created a legacy that may never be repeated.”

🗣️ “But then there is Lionel Messi.”

🗣️ “And this is where people get angry with me.”

🗣️ “Because for me, Messi is not normal.”

🗣️ “Cristiano mastered football.”

🗣️ “Messi became football.”

🗣️ “When I watch Messi, I don't see a player following the game.”

🗣️ “I see a player creating the game.”

🗣️ “The goals.”

🗣️ “The assists.”

🗣️ “The dribbling.”

🗣️ “The vision.”

🗣️ “The intelligence.”

🗣️ “The World Cup.”

🗣️ “Everything.”

🗣️ “People ask me how I compare them.”

🗣️ “Sometimes I don't understand the comparison.”

🗣️ “It's like comparing a lion to a shark.”

🗣️ “Both are killers.”

🗣️ “But they hunt differently.”

🗣️ “Cristiano is the greatest goalscorer I have ever seen.”

🗣️ “Messi is the greatest footballer I have ever seen.”

🗣️ “There is a difference.”

🗣️ “And before Ronaldo fans get angry, listen carefully.”

🗣️ “Being second to Messi is not an insult.”

🗣️ “Most players would dream of being second.”

🗣️ “Cristiano is a legend.”

🗣️ “A football icon.”

🗣️ “A player who changed history.”

🗣️ “But if you lock me in a room and force me to choose one player...”

🗣️ “One player for one match.”

🗣️ “One player for my life.”

🗣️ “One player to represent football itself.”

🗣️ “I choose Messi.”

🗣️ “Every time.”

🗣️ “Because goals can be broken.”

🗣️ “Records can be broken.”

🗣️ “Trophies can be matched.”

🗣️ “But what Messi does with a football?”

🗣️ “That cannot be taught.”

🗣️ “That cannot be trained.”

🗣️ “That is a gift from God.”

🐐🇦🇷⚽

🗣️ “Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest players in history.”

🗣️ “Lionel Messi is history.”

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Aura: Ohio State superstar WR Jeremiah Smith was wearing a Caleb Downs Cowboys jersey at practice today.

The number 13 looks perfect in Dallas blue.

🥶🥶🥶

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Joey B lookin' healthy and like he loves football. W.

(via @Bengals)

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

Saying the quiet part out loud. Everything is a con game to keep the rich rich and poor poor and basically Americans have been falling for it for all 250 years.

[Gerry DeFilippo @Challenger_ST]

Alabama football director of performance, David Ballou

What would be his biggest tip to young athletes trying to get to the next level?

“A lot of people work hard…

it’s the people that work hard & are able to stack nutrition & sleep & those things on top of it.”

Listen up:

[ian carle @icarle3]

arizona one the best college basketball teams i’ve ever watched in my life

[ian carle @icarle3]

🐐🐐🐐

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

PHOTOS: Multiple photos of #NFL star Joe Burrow and influencer Alix Earle & singer Tate McRae were captured as they were leaving a post-Oscars party at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art last night.

The group spent the night together after attending the Oscars.

👀

(📸TMZ)

[SOLELINKS @SOLELINKS]

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[Sall Grover @salltweets]

When you think about it for more than half a second, it is absolutely insane that pretending to be the opposite sex is considered to be a human rights movement.

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Sean Strickland just went on an INSANE rant at his first UFC Paramount media day 😳😅

[ian carle @icarle3]

PSA
DID YOU KNOW: .. cute + hot = beautiful

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Wow: The legendary Tom Brady was asked if he would have stayed at Michigan in today’s portal/NIL era.

His answer is PRICELESS.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

The price of a beer at every NFL stadium:

[ian carle @icarle3]

hell yeah

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

You do not have to share the people you love with people who don’t love you.

[DRUSKI @druski]

Those Church Camp's hit different 😂

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Malika Haqq says men who don’t care for their children should be sent to war. ‘The least they can do is protect the country.’
Thoughts? 🤔

[ian carle @icarle3]

drake lebron brady … same shit

[Hip-Hop Unison @hiphopunison]

Russ is spitting facts here “the longer you live the more disrespected you get” and Lil Wayne is a perfect example. Now take this one step further, imagine not only living long but also being consistently on the TOP with the game in a chokehold. That is Drake, and it breeds envy, people want to see the throne ripped away. 👑

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

Heartbreaking: Tom Brady was in tears talking about how he is not as a good of a father as his dad was

“I know im not as good a dad to my kids that my dad’s been to me”

“When I think about being a dad, I think about him because of what my dad meant to me