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The past,the present and the future walked into a bar....it was tense

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*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast...

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How to get out the friendzone: "So we are gonna fuck or do you wanna lose your best friend?!"

[$W@NK $IN@TR@ @iceberg207]

The name CONstitution sounds so negative. Since 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' we should call it prosti..... oh wait.

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Women say us men only think with our penis. Ladies, don’t be afraid to blow our minds."

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Follow @Beeboyzteam nigga

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See that big yellow thing in the sky? ...Yeah, the world revolves around THAT. Not you...

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Life is like a penis, very simple, relaxed and just hanging freely. It's women who make it hard

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Kanye West the type of nigga to go to a strip club and throw money on himself

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Kanye West the type of nigga to ask a homeless person for change

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R.I.P Paul walker...

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If you can say these 4 words fast without getting tongue tied, you're a genius: 1: Eye 2: Yam 3: Stew 4: Peed"

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Drake is Drizzy,Wayne is Weezy,Kanye is Yeezy,Chris is Breezy and Rihanna is Easy

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Rap is like scissors,it always loses to rock

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Already got my ps4 bitches

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"$250 dollars for a Drake ticket? Just hold on we're staying home"

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Homeless logic: Why live in a $200,000 dollar home, when I can live under a $5 million dollar bridge?"

[$W@NK $IN@TR@ @iceberg207]

"Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions."

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Using y = mx + c to measure the slope of that ass."