Ice Cold Bitch

i forgot about twitter

[Ice Cold Bitch @icecoldbetch]

be my dog's baby daddy

[Dallas Ann @miss_knierman]

[wedding]

“Anyone know why these two should not be joined in marriage?”

Me: (from the back) THEY’RE DOING A CASH BAR!!

*priest drops bible*

[Ice Cold Bitch @icecoldbetch]

@elijahdaniel inspirational as fuck

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

IDK WHAT NUMBER TILL TUESDAY BUT GOD HATES LIL PHAG HIT THE BILLBOARD CHARTS HOLY FUCK LMAO WE HAVE A GAY BILLBOARD RAP ALBUM 🍾🌈

[Ice Cold Bitch @icecoldbetch]

prince really burned these bitches when he said “act ur age not ur shoe size”

[Ice Cold Bitch @icecoldbetch]

lmpo: laugh my pussy off

[Ice Cold Bitch @icecoldbetch]

lmao: laugh my ass off
lmao: laugh my pussy off

[Ice Cold Bitch @icecoldbetch]

I guess i’m just crushingly depressed

[Ice Cold Bitch @icecoldbetch]

last night I had a dream where I took off a mask in the mirror to reveal another mask and then took that one off to see my face but hideously deformed. then ricky gervais gave me his credit card and said to fix it...

[Ice Cold Bitch @icecoldbetch]

monica lewinsky all on my sundress

[Ice Cold Bitch @icecoldbetch]

I like the buuuuudtender oooh if u lookin for me i’m smoking buuuuud with herrrr uh huh okaaay

[Ice Cold Bitch @icecoldbetch]

good guy 1: good morning beautiful
good guy 2: ur my sunshine
good guy 3: i’d do anything for u
asshole piece of shit: wyd
me: OMW

[Ice Cold Bitch @icecoldbetch]

@ANCIENTWlSDOM @itsBritenibitch too bad i’m telling the universe to fuck itself and doing literally everything that’s in my worst interest

[Ice Cold Bitch @icecoldbetch]

me receiving attention

[Ice Cold Bitch @icecoldbetch]

my destructive behavior can be rationalized by the fact that we are all dead in like 20 years anyway when the world implodes bc of fucking republicans

[🛸 @SpliffMeister]

gangsta rap made me do it mom

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Booty applaud

[jess @perfectlyjess_]

“You deleted my number?”

First of all, I deleted the text thread that gave me clues to who you were. Your number was never saved.

[Ice Cold Bitch @icecoldbetch]

if u want me to be ur side bitch then u can be mine bitch