TIL my kids call the cheater mode where you can’t fall off in Mario Kart “parental controls” because I suck. All those hours I spent playing Mario Kart on the Nintendo 64 in college vs @dlg_slp aren’t paying off.
Verily the second grader in Llama pajamas who painted all the vikings unconscionably garish colors defeated her brothers in the battle for Yggdrasil whilst eating Doritos on this, the 5th day of #quarantine. @CMONGames#bloodrage