Canned_Bears

shitposting with one hand and typing garbage opinions with the other. don't be surprised to find both here.

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@Y_A_Oms @DAKKADAKKA1 At the very, *very* least ive been trying to keep ideas written down in some journals instead of just thinking about doing it.
Not much of a step, but it's more than nothing.
If nothing else, I can maybe divert those ideas into a different medium, idk.

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@KirscheVerstahl I WANT to know where to start, but what does "defending my rights" even mean? Voting? Doing the Charlie Kirk thing? Starting a podcast? Fedposting? How does some jackass like me defend his rights when the State, Fed, etc infringe them with impunity 1000 times a day in a blink

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@KirscheVerstahl I swear im not blackpilling, but "defending my rights" just sounds like yapping out the same talking points online until I get my meager life ruined by some pissed off leftist. And that's IF I dont get messed with by Feds or simply banned off everything.
Where does one even begin

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@Punished_Cheeks No.

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@CollinRugg Im surprised they didnt just shoot him and take his farm. Seems like the 20k thing is just a thinly veiled excuse to do so.

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@northumbriapol @gb_national I cant wait to live in a world where your whole department has been burned at the stake.

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@BillHuntBits Passed away i understand, but at what point do you not just drag the people who retired refusing to teach others by their hair back into the office and start using "enhanced interrogation" until they agree to teach someone?

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@LifuLifuVT Evergreen. In perfect world "artists" will be driven back into the pits of hell where they belong.

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@Oklahoma_Brave Theres a reason God gave us the gift of the Gimpy Gimpy plant and Irukandji Syndrome.

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@PaladinAshe Surely frustrating, but not historically inaccurate behavior from Gene. Someone like Gene would've been one of many who would treat executioners and public toilet cleaners like scum and outcasts back in the day, even though those were incredibly necessary jobs.

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@DividendMil They never will. For comparison I had multiple people walk into our Dollar General that was under construction, past the giant signs outside that read "closed - under construction" past all the equipment just to find someone and ask, "are you open?" And get mad when we said no.

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@kendrictonn @dyingscribe I know what youre getting at, but Imo we got those characters in Jaheira and Halsin. I know Jaheira was in the last game, but aside from her "colorful" introduction, and Halsin's "colorful" romance, Id say theyre pretty cookie cutter.

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@Critical_Scribe Astarion has one of my favorite personal quest endings of any game ever if you dont end up Ascending him, and for that reason alone I cannot hate him.

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@TesticlesIF @FoxfordComics Why do deer try to run, break their legs and continue to try to run?

Why do cats not listen when you tell them to not knock stuff off your table?

Why do animals in general when they feel threatened sacrifice their children for a few more precious seconds of life?

Why indeed.

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@EvenOnSatrn Knew girls and boys growing up who trooned out. I dont know how i survived knowing so many without going clinically insane.

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@Roadside360 @sneg9623 Father Alexander Anderson ignites in you a fierce and undying passion for the Lord our God, and seeing so, happily pays for a new door to your newly cleaned and maintained residence, and apologizes for such a harsh entrance.
Another tear falls in gratitude for this beautiful man.

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@ShitpostRock DMC. Dante's fucked.
Not because he's committed a crime, but for crimes against good writing.

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@Der_Kernel_ Perfectly happy never seeing another Bethesda IP ever again. Fallout 76 was an utter embarrassment. TESVI would've followed suit.

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@MoshiMoshiMoan @EZPZresurrected Little does Ralph know that the more he hogs out, the more Jim laughs, and the more the Laughing Gods that give him his power heal him from his cancer-aids because its just so goddamn funny how a loser like Ralph gets so eternally BTFO'd by a dying cripple.
God bless Jimothy