Ricky Lucas

I work in a pub. Bleak, isn't it.

[Ricky Lucas @icecreamrick]

I don't care what anyone says, Rod and the Faces were a fucking good band.

[Ricky Lucas @icecreamrick]

I would describe everything as currently not too bad. A cheerful 6 out of 10. Life.

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first rain for a while. ann peebles would be proud.

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depressed.

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As the piccalilli hits the floor, another jar maker cries into the bottom of his earthenware fire. #lifelessons

[Ricky Lucas @icecreamrick]

What a lovely evening of alcoholism

[Ricky Lucas @icecreamrick]

Reflective evening. Back to work

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Alfie the cat is now officially my full time room mate. I do love

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I actually don't feel very happy today.

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Try my pate, made from nasal hair and yeast

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Another Guinness please

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Tetley/PG Tips continue to dominate uk tea sales but look out for Yorkshire Tea (Betty's and Taylors) with a 6% share and rising #BagWatch

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All the girls on BT sport are lush

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Pissed every night #life

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Ronnie is so naughty

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Morcheeba makes my bum hole wince

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As I sit alone drinking red wine in bed, I think to myself: That man on the news had a broad head. The shape of a slow cooker.

[Ricky Lucas @icecreamrick]

seen a sad thing. sad.

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Bacary Sagna looks uncomfortable. That cheeky Gus Poyet putting walnuts in his boots. #SuccessfulWalnutPlacements

[Ricky Lucas @icecreamrick]

just ate 2 bowls of crunchy nut #serialkiller