Ice Cream Emperor

Never not wanting iced coffee or ice cream. Probably reading with a lap blanket or dancing to Beyoncé in my kitchen. Mother. Virgo. She/her

[Ice Cream Emperor @icecrmemperor]

Watching the National Dog Show today and there is a dog named The Emperor of Ice Cream and I'm going to change my name now 👋🏻

[Ice Cream Emperor @icecrmemperor]

@FaithEikos I mean at least you look cute sleeping 😘

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@FaithEikos This is so wholesome 🥰

[Meghan Schneider @meghanloisann]

ICYMI: I joined @freespeechtv's "Just Solutions" today to talk about why addressing the #ClimateCrisis requires the immediate, bold infrastructure investment outlined in the #AmericanJobsPlan.

Check it out: https://t.co/WBkxH4jCMM

[Ice Cream Emperor @icecrmemperor]

@sassyatlaw Me too! Now I’m ready for nap

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@sassyatlaw 12! I love a good chop

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Type your name into the GIFs. The third one is when you’re drunk.

[Ice Cream Emperor @icecrmemperor]

I got a second “home” Aquaphor today so that’s exciting

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@sassyatlaw Ooooo aloe gel

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Booked a 5 day trip to Mexico for April 😂😭

[Ice Cream Emperor @icecrmemperor]

“Due to current wind conditions, it feels like it’s -14.”
Me: *sips iced coffee*

[Ice Cream Emperor @icecrmemperor]

Hey @jackantonoff @bleachersmusic we wanna know when B3 is coming ❤️

[Ice Cream Emperor @icecrmemperor]

@seasidethirteen THIS PHONE BACKGROUND ❤️😭😂

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

When your position is both “People who can’t afford to go to college shouldn’t take out loans to do it” and “People who do jobs that don’t require a college degree shouldn’t be paid a living wage” it kind of starts to seem like you just want to keep poor people poor.

[Ice Cream Emperor @icecrmemperor]

We looked at a house this summer that had two INSIDE the house as decor 😳

[Natalie Basille | 🏳️‍⚧️ The Trans Mom 🏳️‍🌈 @that_token_girl]

Do you also assume that anyone who has an American flag outside is a racist?

[Ice Cream Emperor @icecrmemperor]

Me at 10:20am, to my toddler and dog: EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE BE ALL DONE.

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@kbcarmo Also I am OBSESSED with your hair

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If I have to feel like shit all the time this baby better be cute AF

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5 more days of this trimester and my morning sickness/all-day sickness has decided to come out for one last finale

[Ice Cream Emperor @icecrmemperor]

I made my pregnancy announcement on Facebook tonight (hiiiii I’m pregnant) and someone reacted with “wow” and I want to punch her?