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[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

"Police cannot stop Citizens from recording on their phone in any Police station."

— Justice Nirzar Desai, Gujarat High Court

[TEJASH 🚩 @LoyleRohitFan]

Being a man isn't easy 💔

- He is Instagram creator Shubham Singh.
- He was in a relationship with Nandini Guleria for almost 7 years.
- They posted romantic reels together and built an audience of over 1 million followers.
- In February, Nandini suddenly announced their breakup through an Instagram Story without informing Shubham.
- After six months, Shubham finally shared his side of the story in a video.
- He said that he was about to die situation after breakup.
- He admitted that he begged her 5-10 times throughout their relationship.
- He said he still loves and respects her decision.
- He also revealed that she has already found someone else, while he hasn't moved on yet.

Even after the breakup, he continued to speak kindly about her and wished her success and happiness in life.

[Krishnan Gaur @Mercedes5494]

💔 She Thought She Had Found Love… But He Chose His Wife.

A woman who says she works in the s*x industry has gone viral after sharing a heartbreaking confession.

She claims she fell in love with one of her married clients and even stopped charging him because she believed their relationship had become real.

But according to her, the man eventually told her the truth : "I love my wife. I'm not leaving my marriage. You misunderstood what this was."

Now, she says she's planning to contact his wife and reveal everything.

The emotional story has exploded across social media, igniting fierce debates over love, betrayal, infidelity, emotional attachment, and whether genuine feelings can ever exist in a transactional relationship.

Whose side are you on in this situation?

[Pharmyna @pharmyna]

Sabahları B12 alın.
Öğleden sonraları D3K2 vitamini.
Akşamları magnezyum glisinat.

30 gün boyunca deneyin ve sonuçları geri bildirin. Çoğu insan üçünü birden hiç denemiyor çünkü kimse zamanlamasının en önemli şey olduğunu söylemiyor.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

turns out, the secret to looking good in photos is being loved by the person behind the camera.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

get a haircut every 2 weeks to stay sharp, wait 5 secs before answering the phone to control the rhythm, always arrive 15 mins early, stay away from free lunches, never talk about people who aren't in the room and when anger rises, wait 10 mins before reacting. these habits may look rigid but they're the hidden discipline of the elite.

[mememandir @mememandir]

1 more meme on Gadbadi for you bro😚

[love msgs @love_msgs_]

i need you,
i miss you,
i want you,
i love you,
i dream you,
i crave you,
i breathe you,
i live for you.
you are my
every thing.

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

नागपुर का एक बच्चा एक महीने से NEET re-exam की तैयारी कर रहा था।

कल परीक्षा से ठीक एक दिन पहले उसने admit card डाउनलोड किया। उसका सेंटर निकला - अबू धाबी।

न पासपोर्ट, न परिवार के पास विदेश भेजने के पैसे, न अब कोई वक़्त बचा है। वो रातभर रोता रहा, और परीक्षा देने से ही मना कर रहा है - क्या इस तनाव की कल्पना भी की जा सकती है?

आखिर ऐसा हुआ भी कैसे? कल किसी भी छात्र को सेंटर तक न पहुँच पाने की शिकायत नहीं होनी चाहिए। NTA असल में देश के बच्चों और उनके माता-पिता का सिर्फ़ धीरज test कर रही है।

जो system एक बच्चे को अपने ही शहर में एक centre नहीं दे सकती, उल्टा विदेश भेज सकती है - उसे परीक्षा करवाने का कोई हक़ नहीं।

कोटा में मैंने यही कहा था - यह अब शिक्षा व्यवस्था नहीं रही। यह एक पूरी पीढ़ी के पैसे, समय और मानसिक शांति की वसूली है।

हमारे बच्चों के भविष्य के साथ जुआ खेलना बंद कीजिए। वो एक संवेदनशील, ज़िम्मेदार और जवाबदेह शिक्षा व्यवस्था और परीक्षा के अधिकारी हैं - और हम ये उन्हें दिलवा कर रहेंगे।

#ChhatronKiGoonj
#ChhatraJodo

[Feelings @Feeling_Zone_]

all my
-love songs
-quotes
-dreams
-thoughts
-desires
involve you.

[love msgs @love_msgs_]

When I am with you, time stands still, and the world fades away. You are my greatest love, my most beautiful dream, and the only person who truly understands my heart without me having to say a word.

[Arvind Kejriwal @ArvindKejriwal]

प्रधान मंत्री जी, ऐसे जवाब देते हैं ट्रम्प को। कुछ सीखिये। भीगी बिल्ली बनके नहीं बैठते उसके सामने। देश की बेइज्जती नहीं करवाते।

[✒️ @Literariium]

neck kissing is honestly the 𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck 𝘪 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘱𝘴.

[Poetry. @2lastvibes]

Men in true love, it’s terrifyingly beautiful.

When you become a man’s favorite woman, he does everything for you. He skips hangouts with friends, he laughs at your silly tantrums and becomes a child himself just to match your mood.

He gives up his favorite seat by the window, shares the best piece of food from his plate, and somehow, he learns patience… because love makes him gentle.

A man in love wants only one thing: for his woman to stay happy. And in that smile of hers, he finds every dream fulfilled.

[Manu🇮🇳🇮🇳 @mshahi0024]

👋I have a simple question for @nitin_gadkari.

If I refuse to pay a toll at a toll plaza due to any reasons, does any law in India allow toll goons to surround me and physically assault me or my family, damage my Car in the middle of a highway?

Or should I be fined under the law of land, with a court deciding the punishment through due process?

Or especial provisions of laws are laid for the private toll operators become judge, jury, and executioner on Indian roads?

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[r @bekhayalime]

̶5̶t̶h̶ ̶s̶u̶i̶c̶i̶d̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶4̶8̶ ̶h̶o̶u̶r̶s̶ ❎️
5th murder in the last 48 hours ✅️

[DrSauce ☭🔻(Sign petition in bio!) @DrSauceX]

No water in Mumbai. Pune is getting dirt water. People in Haryana, Madhya Pradesh protesting in huge droves over water. Hospitals in Hyderabad not working properly due to water

Meanwhile Gadkari and Adani using tonnes of water for ethanol and data centres to fill their profits

[Dev @refocus21]

If Pavel Durov, the founder of Telegram, were Indian :

> ED would raid Telegram's office
> Babus would drag him into cases
> Netas would threaten him
> IT cells would declare him anti-national
> And in the end, Adani would buy Telegram

[`mr. villa @Luccydevil07]

Strict action??? Lmao he deserves an award for exposing the contractors of this road