mello mel

Not your usual human.

[mello mel @icedmintea]

I think I need another twitter account for my even weirder thoughts

[mello mel @icedmintea]

Just wondering if anybody still follows me! 🖤😎

[Buckaroo @BeefcakeDillon]

Being very normal and totally calm

[mello mel @icedmintea]

It’s weird to think about how we’re controlled by the algorithm while we endlessly scroll and scroll…

[mello mel @icedmintea]

Nobody says “eat this joyless keto chocolate candy and you might shit your pants”

[mello mel @icedmintea]

I can no longer engage in political discourse with the average human being because we have vastly different ideas of what a human being is 😔

[mello mel @icedmintea]

I love the warm crusty hug of a piece of toast. Let toast into your life. Toast.

[mello mel @icedmintea]

You know you’re getting old when you start to see your grandparent in yourself. This happened to me today.

Happy new year.

[mello mel @icedmintea]

Flappy boob pear everyone!

[mello mel @icedmintea]

This is the year I don’t apologize for all the cats on my (personal) social media 🐾🙀

[Jenna SaysQuoi @jennasaysquoi]

werewolf is plural. waswolf is singular.

[mello mel @icedmintea]

Just found out today that my high school stalker died. I can’t believe after all these years I feel relief after learning of his demise. He’s long since stopped stalking me but that feeling of being watched stuck for awhile.

[mello mel @icedmintea]

Everybody sleep tight tonight! The Great Turkey is coming while you sleep! 🦃 🍁

[mello mel @icedmintea]

Raise your hand if the increasing darkness outside is messing with your mood.

[Jenna SaysQuoi @jennasaysquoi]

your ducks can also be organized into columns

[Space @redditSpaceView]

The Milky Way Over Yosemite

[RunwayDan @RunwayDan]

I'll bet the scientists working at the Large Hadron Collider get really mad when you refer to it as the Venti Hadron Collider.

[AK47 @NoFilterAnjali]

Don't mean to brag , but my tweets are enjoyed by well over two people worldwide.

[mello mel @icedmintea]

There really is no America, and other treasonous thoughts tonight at 11.

[BR⚢KE @BabblingBrookeA]

actually Meta is the name of the company. Facebook is the monster