Atthepuzzlepalace

Who hid the cheese?

[Monica 💙🌻🏳️‍🌈 @softtail65]

Who did this? 🤭😅🤣😂🤣

[Atthepuzzlepalace @iceman890203]

@Felicity2x Hello

[Atthepuzzlepalace @iceman890203]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Atthepuzzlepalace @iceman890203]

@Martina thanks for being a consistent ambassador for rights, tennis, and what it means to be a champion. Miss watching you play.

[Atthepuzzlepalace @iceman890203]

#bluesquare

[Atthepuzzlepalace @iceman890203]

#RIPChristineMcVie have always loved your voice and Fleetwood Mac. Reminds of my youth.

[Atthepuzzlepalace @iceman890203]

#TwitterTakeover if Musk does buy Twitter and more basket of deplorables flood Twitter with the nuttiest person on the planet. I am Audi 5000GT.

[Emily ™ @emily_tweets]

You call it dating; I call it a ‘catch-and-release program’. tomato, tomahta

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

You’d be amazed at how fast optimism can disintegrate into sarcasm.

[weird ass places @weirdassplaces]

since we’ve gone full time work from home, i posted my job on monster dot com for $1 less than i make. this will free me up to get another job, which i will again post for $1 less than it pays me. i will do this forever until every person works for me and i make $7.8B annually

[McErin☘️ @colleen_eileen]

Today I was called a pumpkin slut after expressing my love for autumn and honestly it's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

[You’re the worst @OMGSoOverIt]

When a cop promises you quality stick time, he’s not talking about sex.
I know this now.

[Steven Beschloss @StevenBeschloss]

I don’t understand how Florida could elect a governor with so little respect for human life.

[Matty @bestestname]

1991: Never take rides with strangers

2021: Here is an app for taking rides with strangers

[Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78]

Just found out the guy I was into before meeting my husband is now a dietitian. Dodged a real bullet there.

[Mental Masochist @SentientSadist]

The proof isn't in the pudding. I put the drugs in the pudding. Once they eat that, you can easily extract the "proof" or anything else you need out of them.

[Poetic Justice @PoeticJ59274248]

Breaking: The people who didn’t care if your kids were gunned down in school, don’t care if your kids contract Covid in school.

[Functionally Feral @FeralFerrell]

If you memorize a couple short poems to recite at people it’s a great way to shut down almost anyone who approaches you. These are my stories. In iambic pentameter.

[⊹٭𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚔٭⊹ @metickleu]

I absolutely refuse to argue with anyone born after 1985.. you all can’t even write in cursive.