allison, M.A.

my sarcastic nature is probably a curse. still waiting on aliens to come so I can ask them to explain Hegel. B.A. Philosophy, M.A. Criminology, PhD otw!

[allison, M.A. @iceque3n]

@clownboy514 I hope someone appreciates this, hand made for you! I hope Merlin finds his forever home ❤️

[allison, M.A. @iceque3n]

obligatory--no one cares and this goes straight to the void but if anyone's out there, new Muse album (The Wow! Signal) truly feels like a return to their form.

[allison, M.A. @iceque3n]

"I love how invested in album lore you get!" Sure. Until I am like this in your kitchen, needlessly making connections between each of the songs on the new Muse album and every studio album they've ever put out. 10 songs, 10th album. Coincidence? I THINK NOT *puts on tin foil*

[allison, M.A. @iceque3n]

well, today I had an undergrad student ask me what the Nuremberg trials were. I would usually say "stay in school, kids," but clearly, that doesn't have the same credence it once did.

[allison, M.A. @iceque3n]

when they want to charge you $130+ for a USED, OLDER EDITION TEXTBOOK. ahoy! (for legal reasons this is a "joke")

[allison, M.A. @iceque3n]

"If I'd had the power not to be born, I would probably not have accepted existence on such ridiculous terms." Me too, Dostoevsky, me too.

[allison, M.A. @iceque3n]

happy October yall.

[allison, M.A. @iceque3n]

picked up several tubes of professional watercolor from an estate sale, and found a few of these TINY ADORABLE TUBES! hand and cat for scale.

[cade 🏆 @_fadeinthedark_]

#mcrsf bringing this back

[John the Gnerphk @Gnerphk]

Having one of those lives.

[allison, M.A. @iceque3n]

The face of a gal that would rather drink stale paint water than water from her stainless steel, charcoal-filtered water fountain. W H Y

[allison, M.A. @iceque3n]

moved again, hi St. Louis. happy to be here as a criminology PhD student at UMSL!

[Gaga Crave 🌷 @AMENARTPOP]

the most insane 4 track run

[allison, M.A. @iceque3n]

I've been thinking and honestly, shout out to the only other person on the Shining tour at the Stanley Hotel (my friend, me, and this guy) for willingly (he volunteered) doing a "creaking noise" as I opened the axe safe. I didn't know you for long, but A+ and tysm

[allison, M.A. @iceque3n]

hello internet void, my mind is unwell. on the other hand, fvck it we ball.

[allison, M.A. @iceque3n]

I am, unfortunately, dying laughing at this. Those poor, poor 17 innocent souls.

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

17 children with 6 different women between these two.

[allison, M.A. @iceque3n]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

my day instantly became better after watching this video :3

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Dear july be kind