Boozie

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

me when i see a gag

[HEEDlE @Heyheedie]

one of my earliest memories of a mother birth

[chad @chasedbywasps]

my mr. mime hits me

[immaterial🫧 @ungodlyandroid]

been thinking about this tweet all last night

[tootsie scooter @suzietoot]

is this ??? the cuntiest thing thats ever been done by anyone ever ??

[kami @sglowsm]

"i like yeast in my bagel, but not in my muffin" this is peak comedy

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Water damaged Adderall from under my desk got me cleaning the house with my tongue out like Venom

[we’ll meet again in sovngarde @vampsneverhurtu]

coworker who is quitting this week and i never interact with told me she had a dream last night where we drank beers in korea together

[jackson 🐾 @merylstreep2003]

Going to the deli gonna order a

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

making peanut butter water from 2 simple ingredience

[hb @HlGHWAYSTOEDEN]

life's feeling like this rn

[hiIdi 🔕 @venlcewhore]

this pictures impact is honestly worse than qftc

[༒︎ 𓆩✧𓆪 @woeshy]

uni friendships:

[. @ForeverElSanto]

what is this and what will change

[Maya Ishii-Peters Moves To Tuckahoe @meltingmom3nt]

8 thousand calorie meal after 24 hours of complete starvation

[Jorgemosa 💋 @Jorgeous_1]

I Wanna Go Thru The Chopped Ho Machine

[corb @awshuqs]

mi tink me gwaan reap what mi sow

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Arch your back & U will float

[lux @paperssil]

gays when see a woman