Kalashnikov1997

Male. He/Him/el
ENTP 3w4

[Bolshevik Virgo ☭ @Bolshevik_Virgo]

💪💪

[Trump Punjabi @zylocxy]

Doing my homework instead of playing with my pussy

[giuuu @gkjkboiola]

qnd vc tá lutando tanto contra o sono que vc começa a alucinar

[🌸Lumi🐦‍⬛ @DumbLumiThing]

never forget this was the first movie shown in Saudi Arabia after lifting the 35-year cinema ban

[victoria @wuraa_olaaa]

"school is stressing me out"

me in class:

[Kalashnikov1997 @icewhoreee]

@Patata_x_x @FateOffi @naevisiluvu La vida de esa tipa vale más q tu puto boleto

[☭ mateo @bl0odc0mmie]

ok so can we talk about how hot che was.

[Kalashnikov1997 @icewhoreee]

@megapmb @Gee_7556 Girl wtf, why they would send you death treats for that shit, damn

[manu @pinkyilwoo]

eu com 10 anos quando descobri que poderia ler fanfics dos meus personagens favs se pegando

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

cuando logro darle like a un tuit antes de que se actualice la línea de tiempo

[KrelBoyne 💿 @Krel_Boyne]

Hay gente muy rara en twitter

[Kalashnikov1997 @icewhoreee]

@wdkhhh Supongo que es por la fácil transmisión de enfermedades venerias

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando dices que estás cansada y un adulto dice "cansada de qué?"

[notch @notch]

@ChoeNut @pride5150 only jewish transexual cock.

[Kalashnikov1997 @icewhoreee]

@clovclov_ Que carajo?

[NJA | atlas @luclucianobr]

the original osamason laser eyes vid

[˚. ᵎᵎ 𝒩𝒶𝓃𝒶𝓍 .𐙚˚ @Nanxna_]

Yo cuando saquen un cigarro sabor a hombre sumiso y rogon

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

The Porn Dude is visibly perverted but self-confident and relatively well groomed with a touch of mess about him. The Porn Geek, however, is a scoundrel,

[moni 🫀 @m08ni]

is the earth round? yes boi he was writing sex poetry as a teenager, fucking his maid, and his and aleidas honeymoon was freaky asf apparently

[⭐~Daviz~⭐ @CepixLCP]

Casi todos sabemos larpeaaaar
Pero pocos sabemos normiaaaaar
Es que larpear y normiar no es igual
Normiar es jugar
Larpiar es googleaaaar
El que normea pretende conviviiiiir
Y el que normea su tiempo lo daaa
Y el que larpea pretende saberle
Y nunca jugar, y nunca jugar