beagle bartender: whatβll it be
me: dirty martiniβshaken
beagle bartender: this isnβt just to watch my ears flap is it
me: nooo come on man
beagle bartender: sure alright *starts shaking and his ears flap*
me: hahaha :) hahahaha
You need to be looking into stuff. You should be investigation-maxxing. You have to be, getting to the bottom of it-pilled. Your friends should describe you to strangers as βdetective-codedβ