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It's a joke post but oh my god it's so fucking funny because that kind of shit has happened to a BUNCH of DC projects like the Justice League Unlimited series
They mandated augments to replace security cards . . As though we wouldn't just replicate the chips .
Ain't an enemy to the colonies . Ain't a friend either .
"No. Well, kind of. I've got excellent aim, it runs in my ma's side of the family, but I'm a close range fighter before anything else. I do have ranged options when I can't get in close, though."
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LMAO he's falling down all of the same pitfalls I did as a literal dumbass teenager.
- Japanese name for a clearly American influenced character
- Wings for no reason
- Jacket with unnecessary modifications
- Allied with a demon
- Dark with no substance
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I literally have an OC in the Ichi-Verse who can grow flowers and vines from her skin and an idea like that has never once crossed my mind.
/ Oh yeah I have to mention again from time to time uhh
Sometimes, when Dolley gets too emotional, she'll have flowers pop out of her head or shoulder.
Orange lilies usually mean anger
Yellow lilies mean happiness
I will make a chart for all of the flowers and the emotions
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The fact that half of them didn't actually read her comics and the other half only read a few of them should tell you all you really need to know LOL
/ sometimes i wonder what other izuru accs think of me on my interactions, I do like the idea of one of them seeing my rps and being like “why is that Kamukura interacting with Gorr the god butcher 💔”
@getsugasavior //RetroOOC:
i'm so tired i read this as "fight all the bambinis" and genuinely wondered if ichigo was raring to square up with a bunch of italian children 💀
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I should make a list of all my muses, because how many of you actually know I have muses outside of Ichiro and maybe one or two of my canon characters?
"Y'know, I would be, if it wasn't for the fact I can't sense any true ill intent from you. I can sense a helluva lot of magic, though. Why exactly pick up sharpshooting as a skill if you have such potent power?"
Says the guy who does archery as a superhero.
" Maybe you'll be more scared when you see me shoot for real. "
He'd say, checking the gun briefly. Aiming the gun at the target, he'd fire off 7 shots, each bullet hitting the dummy in its right eye socket.
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It has been canon for years now that anyone who copies Ichiro's power will explode because it fills you with so much energy that your body can't take it. Not because I want him to be overpowered, but out of spite for people who get mad when you can't copy a power.
"You are the least scary person I've ever seen hold a gun. That, of course, means I am terrified of you, because you should never underestimate someone who looks like they're confidently outside of their element."
It looks like he's just gonna land gently... until he's blown into one of the masts like a bug hitting a windshield.
"Owww... this is the last time I take a pit stop on a moving ship..."
Snoooring... before slowly tipping to the side and falling off, only being saved by the instinctual deployment of his wings. Surprisingly, this doesn't wake him up up, and neither does the sea breeze slowly blowing him up onto the deck of the ship.
Looks like they've got an uninvited guest on board. But don't worry, he isn't gonna do anything, he'll be gone once he wakes up... assuming he doesn't fall off-