Dean

I do computer things. I do photo things. I like dogs, the color Orange, and Pokèmon, especially Eevee, chronic punster.

[Dean @icmpEchoReply]

Don't text and drive: your dog won't understand why you never came home.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/MB0pFvvUZh

[Dean @icmpEchoReply]

Some days are just… a lot.

[Dean @icmpEchoReply]

@AgingWheels You just know someone got sold on “EV Chargers” thinking they were going to help their business, but ended up with this, it’s sad really.

[Tristan @AyoTristan]

People who clap when the plane lands, I owe you an apology...

[Dean @icmpEchoReply]

@DirtyTesLa It’s really sad how misinformed people are, and how they don’t want to be informed.

[Cliff Bleszinski @therealcliffyb]

Wanted this feature in games now for YEARS.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Wayne. He closed the cat in his kennel. And he would do it again. 13/10

[alexis ❀ @RTRNTOSNDR]

THE SIDE EYE 😭😭

[Billy @billykyle]

No, they are too busy figuring out ways to make flying drones more difficult.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

You think automotive engineers ever go “good thing im an automotive engineer because it would be a fucking nightmare to drive this thing if I wasn’t” anyway that’s what working in IT is like

[Dean @icmpEchoReply]

@AccidentalCISO I would read that.

[Jauwn @Jauwnio]

Time to become unsponsorable

VPNs are useless for 99.9% of people and streaming services are starting to not allow you to use them. They do not make your connection more "secure", they only mask the IP address you're connecting from.

And many of them keep logs anyway,

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2023

[Dean @icmpEchoReply]

@itskyleconner What are you having fixed?

[Mayor Q @QuintonLucasKC]

Great googly moogly.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Merry Christmas! @GoveeOfficial is giving away 2 sets of their incredibly durable Permanent Outdoor Lights. They made my shop look good this year, and now your space can look just as gorgeous.

All you have to do is: Follow me and @GoveeOfficial and retweet this tweet. (Or Re-X this Ex whichever you prefer) and Govee will pick 2 winners in 3 days.

[Dean @icmpEchoReply]

@GovLauraKelly Change the slogan back to Latin!

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Is your job IT Security or rationalizing IT Insecurity?

[Michael Mackie @M2Esq]

I low-key want this one ...