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[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

Days ago, Trump banned CNN, MSNOW and many others from the White House.

Today, he’s announced State Ran Television. It’s official, we live in North Korea.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

I thought Republicans were the party of “Don’t Tread on Me”

[jordan @notbubbawallace]

“gen z is killing bars” beers are $8 and cocktails are $15

[jackie 🐝 @tzukima]

we now live in the chinese surveillance state that we were fearmongered about for a decade, but without any of the benefits of modern chinese society

[Cyael @Cyael]

Your Flock Future

[#theehbic @wh0ref4iry]

can we talk about how fucking useless siri is

[Josh @synthsontoast]

I can take you to heaven like it's 2007

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

Israel is a terrorist state and a perpetual obstacle to peace. They’re unmatched in their dedication in flaunting treachery every single day.

Slaughtering people in Lebanon to sabotage peace with Iran was expected. Iran should retaliate as promised and we should all closely examine how Trump responds.

[Tim Kaine @timkaine]

You know who doesn’t think affordability is a hoax? Americans who are forced to pay ridiculously high prices at the pump because of Trump’s unnecessary war with Iran.

[Michael Rectenwald, Ph.D. @RecTheRegime]

Nothing like the betrayal Americans have felt at being robbed to pay for your genocidal rampages and called names for noticing your psychopathy.

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

The Ron Paul people are consistent.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Sending American tax dollars to other countries is like watering the neighbor’s yard while your house is on fire. 🔥

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

The U.S. Dollar has lost 30% of its purchasing power over the last six years, per NYT

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis:

Show us your laptop.
Show us your iCloud.
Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation.

You won’t.

You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out.

That is not who we are.

My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count.

For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame.

I no longer believe that.

Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us.

And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts.

That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena.

Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next.

Life does not determine our character. It reveals it.

Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next?

We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day.

So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop.

You won’t.

The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing.

That is the only definition that matters.

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

Donald Trump ran for President claiming he would be the one to drain the swamp.

Instead, he built a fortress around it, protected it, and fully became king of the swamp.

Lindsey Graham has an F rating for his conservative voting score card and loves war almost as much as Mark Levin.

This is repulsive.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Calling them spineless is unfair to creatures that evolved without a spine.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.