Ellie

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

this is gonna be the first year that razor blades in halloween candy isn’t an unhinged conspiracy theory

[jordan @notbubbawallace]

“gen z is killing bars” beers are $8 and cocktails are $15

[mason @onehandpolitics]

100 watergates a week under this admin

[not ben de la christ 👹 @bespinderella]

this is not just a good example of intervention, it's also an example of the importance of community. toward the end the guy says he lives there/grew up there and doesn't want a hairy monkey with pervert glasses filming women on his block. this is the energy we all need.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Maybe we should’ve hired someone with a healthcare background

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

People really were like "immigrants are coming for our jobs" and then had nothing to say when Al came for their jobs.

[DeFlock @therealDeFlock]

"If you aren't doing anything wrong..."

[˥ǝɓuɐ @wackyangle]

ppl hate flock cameras and then buy meta glasses like baby u are the flock camera

[Flat Ranger - UT @UtahFlatRanger]

I'm told Affordability isn't a Problem

I'm told i can just cook at home

Yet, i can go through my Purchase History, the price for the Exact same Product and Exact same Weight has Doubled since 2023.

[brandon* @brndxix]

muscle memory kicked in

[just E @redhotdisabled]

somebody bring d.a.r.e. back but for AI

[teha swag swag @TeaTimeWithTeha]

American police genuinely just want to go around assaulting and even killing the people they claim to serve and protect

[Luna 🌒🌕🌘 🪷 🍻 @txbeergoddess]

They shot him three times in the head.
THEY SHOT HIM THREE TIMES IN THE HEAD.
He was subdued and unarmed.
FUCK THE POLICE

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Hey guys: Taylor Farms paying the government to pretend like their lettuce isn't a public health concern, after testing positive for cyclospora, is what an oligarchy looks like.

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

can’t eat fruit, sky is on fire, and going outside costs $100 now. everything’s great

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws1]

NEW: Israel is preparing to begin moving Palestinians into CONCENTRATION CAMPS in Gaza within weeks.

According to Israel Hayom, unarmed civilians would be directed into a fenced camp in Tel al Sultan near Rafah, while a foreign force operating under the Trump administration’s “Board of Peace” polices the area from a newly built base.

The plan is described as a “pincer movement”: Israel expands its military control over Gaza while the Palestinian population is concentrated into controlled enclaves, leaving Hamas “without a population, territory or resources.”

Officials say the camps will receive aid and caravans, but not the concrete needed to rebuild Gaza.

[𝕁𝕖𝕤𝕤 🧘🏽‍♀️ @JessInTune]

The MAGA folks can do that shit since they love this place. 😂

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

You know the country is in a bad place when celebrities have to fund social services because the President won’t.

[rae 🏒 szn @raeziIla]

sue his ass

sue the company

destroy them