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O__o

[𝑚𝑎𝑖❀ @veryfinemelanin]

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decision anyone as ever made omg

[Paul “Chum” Meacock @bigpaulchum]

August is basically sunday

[🌐 @ttfalor]

first day at a job is probably top 2 most embarrassing thing you can ever go through as a human

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

and to my grandkids i leave 64 playlists i curated based on a specific feeling or experience

[bonﹺ @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[ηαdι. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

whenever coworkers say "welcome back" after vacation it feels like a slur

[bri @bribrisimps]

the devil hears that you’re nauseous and sends you a tesla uber that is heavily air freshened

[brycey @gngbryce]

A straight girl from HS does not play about changing her IG handle immediately after walking down the aisle

[Bodie 1 @bodie9210472856]

Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story whatsoever

[bxnny @bxnny_40]

my mother just be walking around undiagnosed bruh

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

this is what it feels like to wear a hat when you don’t normally wear a hat

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Don’t invite me over if you don’t want to talk about the High of your day the Low of your day and One thing you are looking forward to

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate's linkedin profile as a flashlight

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Letterboxd needs to add a little marijuana leaf button you can add to indicate the lens your review should be seen through