Commander Unfortunable 💙

All round good egg and snappy dresser.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

please hesitate to contact me

[Commander Unfortunable 💙 @idb1971]

Must be about time to take the decs down

[Commander Unfortunable 💙 @idb1971]

No reason why your festive decor shouldn’t be mathematically accurate

[Felon82 @Felon82]

My Son got me these for Christmas, ive thrown them all morning and not 1 has hit the board

[Commander Unfortunable 💙 @idb1971]

Same

[Kristen @Kica333]

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while? Why???

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

We should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts up for 24 hours

[Commander Unfortunable 💙 @idb1971]

It me!

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Just a heads up, if you’re getting regularly smiled at by babies and greeted warmly by dogs you are carrying a fragment of the sacred light within you and must guard it closely.

[Commander Unfortunable 💙 @idb1971]

Wait- should that be amongst? Grammar Twitter- where are you when I need you?

[Commander Unfortunable 💙 @idb1971]

People of The Midlands- I am among you. You’re welcome.

[Commander Unfortunable 💙 @idb1971]

@thewonder_stuff A grand day out…

[Emma 💛💙🇩🇰🇬🇧🇪🇺 @MonkEmma]

Well this is grim….

Rotherham Borough Council has a new Mayor.

And the Right are absolutely up in arms about the fact that she’s a Muslim woman.

And they are of course spreading vile lies about her.

So let’s just do a little sense check shall we?

🧵1/13

[𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 @CasuallyGreg]

We are. This was settled long ago.

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

Holy cow

[Commander Unfortunable 💙 @idb1971]

So- Earth Day then, huh?

[Commander Unfortunable 💙 @idb1971]

@DYSONlife4real A happy morning face…

[Commander Unfortunable 💙 @idb1971]

Impressive

[Gwendolyn @GLB_88]

Not to brag but I just pulled back the bacon plastic in one swift clean manoeuvre! 🥳

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"A spokesperson said that they have gone bust."

[Commander Unfortunable 💙 @idb1971]

@SLane80 @Rainmaker1973 Terrifying

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

Miley Cyrus debuts the official trailer for her highly anticipated ninth studio album, Something Beautiful, set for release on May 30, 2025, via Columbia Records. The album, featuring 13 original tracks, is executive produced by Miley and Shawn Everett. 

Alongside the trailer, Miley announces the album’s accompanying visual film, arriving in June– Something Beautiful. The film, produced by Miley, XYZ, and Panos Cosmatos in collaboration with Columbia Records and Live Nation, is directed by Miley Cyrus, Jacob Bixenman, and Brendan Walter, with cinematography by Benoît Debie.

Something Beautiful  will showcase Miley in a striking visual narrative, featuring archival Thierry Mugler couture, Jean Paul Gaultier, custom Alexander McQueen, and Alaïa.