Ambiguous Chorus Member #4

It’s hard work being the narrator and obvious protagonist of all of Ancient Greece, but someone’s gotta do it.

[Ambiguous Chorus Member #4 @idiomtheatah]

@vernmickey Yeah wow I didn’t know this was still an issue

[Ambiguous Chorus Member #4 @idiomtheatah]

@vernmickey this is so pure

[Ambiguous Chorus Member #4 @idiomtheatah]

@Kyrantt I just feel like. It could be fine. Just. What if it was fine. As a scientist, I must see the film with mine own eyes to be a good judge of all this.

[Jay Johnston @Solomon_Slate]

Was out at @idiomtheatah tonight for the Ajax, the Greek tragedy written by Sophocles. I like the small venues, same as for music, I'll see shows in small venues never in large ones. I'm a big fan of theater, but I don't get out too much for it. Ajax is part of the bigger saga

[Ambiguous Chorus Member #4 @idiomtheatah]

WEEK TWO OF GREEK SHOWS running st the same time!!! AT THE SYLVIA CENTER FOR THE ARTS yoooo

[incorrect patrochilles quotes @wrongptrchlls]

odysseus: i have a bad feeling about this.

achilles: what do you mean?

odysseus: don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something will get you into trouble?

achilles: do you mean patroclus?

odysseus: that actually explains a lot

[incorrect patrochilles quotes @wrongptrchlls]

achilles: got called gay in troy the other day

patroclus: what happened?

achilles: got called gay in troy

patroclus: yes, but why?

achilles: i was being gay

patroclus: in troy?

achilles: yeah it was in troy

[Ambiguous Chorus Member #4 @idiomtheatah]

t w o d a y s

[Ambiguous Chorus Member #4 @idiomtheatah]

two more days

[incorrect patrochilles quotes @wrongptrchlls]

achilles: I wonder how I would be introduced in stories?

odysseus: "and then there was this asshole."

patroclus: a lovable and handsome asshole

odysseus: but still an asshole

[Ambiguous Chorus Member #4 @idiomtheatah]

Briseis opened last night ❤️✨💕💋💫🌿🌞😈🍾come see it for free in Maritime Heritage park at 730 this weekend or next #wootwoot

[Ambiguous Chorus Member #4 @idiomtheatah]

#roasted come see Briseis OUTSIDE for FREE tonite @ maritime heritage park in bellingham! ur fave chorus boyz will be there with bellz on https://t.co/XphE5vO78V

[Ambiguous Chorus Member #4 @idiomtheatah]

happy father’s day!!!

[Ambiguous Chorus Member #4 @idiomtheatah]

"Can we murder you?"
"CM is child murder!"
"I love murder"
-@RyanHan2, 2019

[incorrect patrochilles quotes @wrongptrchlls]

*on a date*

patroclus: i love murder mysteries

achilles, trying to impress him: i've been a suspect in four murder cases

[incorrect patrochilles quotes @wrongptrchlls]

hector: i’m gonna kill you

achilles: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

hector: i’m gonna kill patroclus

achilles: (ง'̀-‘́)ง

[Ambiguous Chorus Member #4 @idiomtheatah]

when ur director is both a costumer at heart and also low key into bdsm #beautyispain #soistheater

[Ambiguous Chorus Member #4 @idiomtheatah]

sometimes, we make a breakthrough, we figure it out, we work together, and we aide Greece’s fiercest soldiers into battle with the love and passion that binds us #healthymalefriendship #isnottobeunderestimated

[incorrect patrochilles quotes @wrongptrchlls]

patroclus: *standing outside the window with a PROM sign*

diomedes, leaning out the window: oh gods, yes!

patroclus: no! tell achilles!

diomedes: achilles, i'm going to prom with your boyfriend

[Ambiguous Chorus Member #4 @idiomtheatah]

just finished my scene and didn’t faint so I call that a success #feelingood #ishouldtreatmyself

[Ambiguous Chorus Member #4 @idiomtheatah]

Athena walking around with a casual spear in hand is total aesthetic #goals