Mitch McConnell just called me. Turns out he’s actually a Nigerian prince and just needs $5,000 to unlock his inheritance. He promised to pay me back as soon as he’s discharged.
I’m talking to Mitch McConnell right now. Actually hold on let me give him my phone to say something.
Hey guys it’ s Mitch McConell. Everything’s good 👍
Christopher Moltisantimaxxing
(wasting my potential, zero impulse control, searching for my arc, overthinking, quick to anger, taking everything personally)
Kelly Thompson on animated Absolute Wonder Woman:
“I don’t think anyone wants to see the alternate reality subsume the other version…
I don’t even know if it starts to be nonsensical if the other version doesn’t exist. You can’t just have everything adapted suddenly be AWW”
McConnell is almost certainly dead but they should try and resuscitate him anyway just in case he has the anti-Fetterman brain damage that makes him woke
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 45 minutes. He's so sharp. Just like always he let me do all of the talking. He's a great listener. After that we prayed silently for awhile and had a staring contest. Just like always, he beat me. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.
Whether McConnell is alive or not, the issue is that numerous members of Congress have disappeared due to health issues, been rolled out to legislate while half-dead, ran for new terms while actively dying, and dropped dead in office. This is a necrocracy, from both parties.