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[mariana @pastapilled]

Never kill yourself they might discover new kitty

[🥪 Swich 🍉 @Swich_22]

Finally found a way to get rid of the fucking AI overview on mobile Google

[Slim Dyke @notmaryshea]

i can’t stop saying it’s all corrupt girl but like. it is all corrupt girl

[Dude (Looks Like A Lady) @idkimnotfunny]

i think about this everyday

[Allie @searobbing]

please god obliterate the car in front of me. please kill the driver and explode their car. please mist my windshield with their blood. thank you. amen.

[Sage @sagebored]

Jerry: She has a penis?

George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!

Elaine: So what if she had a penis?

(Kramer enters)

Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?

Kramer: I only date girls with penises

George: Really? Why?

Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment

[levi @hughhcney]

right wingers say the dumbest shit like “the office couldn’t air today bc of WOKE 😂” and meanwhile this is what your average leftist is watching

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon

[iza @izamamaa]

Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Smitty @BrickSmitHouse]

Top 5 favorite bars in the United States

1. 99 Restaurant-Billerica, MA

2. 99 Restaurant-Wilmington, MA

3. 99 Restaurant-Stoneham, MA

4. 99 Restaurant-Waltham, MA

5. 99 Restaurant-Woburn, MA

[max am days @fakefobfan]

i really love this photo it looks like andy has accepted jesus into his heart and jesus is coincidentally pete

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Why are ethical questions always like, ‘Is it ethical to steal bread to feed your starving family?’ and not, ‘Is it ethical to hoard bread while families are starving?

[dany ⋆˙⟡ ⚢ @birdsofyuri]

we cant talk here. message me on the jeremy renner app.

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

you guys would love a gas station in central florida

[indrid @motormoder]

Was talking to a 15 year old at a show a few days ago and he jokingly called me an old man and when I said I was a woman instead of being transphobic he instantly switched to calling me grandma. Inclusively dunked on thank you woke child

[Grace @gracecamille_]

Idk there are just some tweets that really stick with you. Just cut through all the noise

[Crosby Tatum @crosbyt123]

@DHSgov

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope