IdkPhY 🪐

satire only like half the time

[IdkPhY 🪐 @idkphy_]

@ohaliohhh Entertainment*

[IdkPhY 🪐 @idkphy_]

We just be lying i guess

[IdkPhY 🪐 @idkphy_]

@AlamiAlaml Id rather kms

[IdkPhY 🪐 @idkphy_]

@AlamiAlaml Shockingly my grandmother mentioned them which means it is making its cricles around Gazan social media

[IdkPhY 🪐 @idkphy_]

“Sane person” has bombed atleast 7 different countries in the past 2 years

[Connecticuter 🍇🌲 @nutmegger740]

"Why can Israel have nukes but not Iran?"

"Why can a sane person own a gun but not a homeless schizophrenic crackhead?"

[IdkPhY 🪐 @idkphy_]

“Shrapnel” and its a whole ass targeted airstrike

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

WILD FOOTAGE 🔴

Iranian Press TV correspondent Hadi Hoteit entered an area in southern Lebanon where IDF forces are still operating. Footage appears to show him being struck by shrapnel during the incident.

[zز 🍒🇵🇸🇱🇧 @z_00pIz]

Unfortunately, as a Palestinian i must support Belgium tonight

[Alami @AlamiAlaml]

no one I hate more then that Palestine news net work channel is so cringe kms

[IdkPhY 🪐 @idkphy_]

Gotta give it to the Iranians they somehow out jewed the jews

[VolgaLad @cym27s]

Well

[IdkPhY 🪐 @idkphy_]

Werrr

[LebyNews @lebynews]

⚠️إصابة الصحافي هادي حطيط بجروح إثر قصف مدفعي اسرائيلي استهدف محيط تواجده في بلدة كفرتبنيت جنوب لبنان

[IdkPhY 🪐 @idkphy_]

So the only real victim of this war was south lebanon?

[lara @imn00body]

Based 🇵🇸

[IdkPhY 🪐 @idkphy_]

Final clause wow

[War Monitor @WarMonitors]

⚡Iranian Mehr Agency: Details of the agreement between the US and Iran

1. A permanent and immediate cessation of the war on all fronts, including in Lebanon.

2. A commitment by the United States not to interfere in Iran's internal affairs and to respect the sovereignty of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

3. A complete lifting of the naval blockade within 30 days.

4. A commitment by the United States to withdraw its forces from the areas adjacent to Iran.

5. Reopening of the Strait of Hormuz within 30 days, within the framework of Iranian arrangements.

6. Suspension of sanctions on the sale of oil, petrochemical products and their derivatives, and granting Iran full access to its financial resources.

7. The United States and its allies will present plans for the reconstruction of Iran worth at least $300 billion.

8. Sixty days of negotiations to reach a final agreement based on nuclear issues and the complete removal of The main, secondary, and US sanctions, as well as the resolutions of the UN Security Council and the Board of Governors of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA).

9. Renewal of Iran's commitment under the NPT not to develop nuclear weapons.

10. During the negotiation period, the United States undertakes not to add forces to the region or impose new sanctions.

11. Release of $24 billion of frozen Iranian funds during the final 60-day negotiation period. Half of the amount will be made available to Iran even before the negotiations begin.

12. Establishment of a monitoring mechanism for the implementation of the agreement.

13. The final agreement will be approved by a resolution of the UN Security Council.

14. The final negotiations will not begin until half of Iran's frozen funds are released, oil sanctions on Iran are suspended, and the naval blockade is lifted. The final agreement will deal only with The fate of enriched materials and their enrichment, the lifting of sanctions, and Iran's economic rehabilitation program. Discussions on Iran's missile program and support for resistance groups will be definitively removed from the agenda.

[IdkPhY 🪐 @idkphy_]

When i call something “israeli” this what i mean

[Israel ישראל @Israel]

Your bagels are Jewish
And they are delicious
But don't forget about hummus by the seaside
Israel in five

[IdkPhY 🪐 @idkphy_]

Its one thing to condemn it in a private phone call and a whole other to condemn it publicly with a post

The israelis wont be happy

[VolgaLad @cym27s]

Trump via truth social

[IdkPhY 🪐 @idkphy_]

@LbfIntel Lets just ignore the strikes in south lebanon lolll

[IdkPhY 🪐 @idkphy_]

Israel also passed a legislation in 2024 to deport the immediate family members of “terrorists”

[IdkPhY 🪐 @idkphy_]

The IDF routinely targeted the uninvolved family members of hamas leaders in gaza. And routinely punishes and harasses families of Palestinians who are accused of committing any sort of attack by demolishing their family homes.

Tell me more about the Nuremberg laws tho

[raz sauber - רז זאובר @raz_sauber_]

They’re now going after people whose parents served in the IDF.

This is straight out of the Nuremberg Laws playbook.

[IdkPhY 🪐 @idkphy_]

https://t.co/do6dM2LOFN

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

A LIST OF FAMILY MEMBERS OF SENIOR HAMAS OFFICIALS KILLED BY ISRAEL IN THIS GENOCIDE:

Ismail Haniyeh, head of the political bureau of Hamas, lost 3 of his children and 5 of his grandchildren in two different attacks by Israeli Forces

Marwan Issa, number 3 in Hamas and Muhammad Daf's deputy, lost his son.

Fathi Hamad, a member of the political bureau of Hamas, lost his son, daughter, wife, sister, and granddaughter.

Yasser Harev, a member of the political bureau of Hamas, lost two of his sons.

Nizar Awadallah, a member of the political bureau of Hamas, and Yahya Sinwar's political opponent, lost his son.

Mahmoud al-Zahar, a member of the political bureau of Hamas, lost his son and grandson.

Bassem Naim, a member of the political bureau of Hamas, lost his mother.

Kamal Abu Aon, a member of the political bureau of Hamas, lost 3 of his children and 8 of his grandchildren.

Imad Akel, a member of the military council of the Al-Qassam Brigades, lost his son.

Abu Anas Shabna, commander of the Rafah Brigade in the southern Gaza Strip, lost two of his sons.

Abu Jihad Eldjani, a member of the political bureau of Hamas, lost his wife and all members of his immediate family.