“Idle” Scrivner

I have no idea what is going on because I live under a potato. she/her. views are my own

[“Idle” Scrivner @idlescrivner]

The most unrealistic thing about Monsters Inc is that there is a scream shortage. Because my kids are ALWAYS screaming.

[“Idle” Scrivner @idlescrivner]

Me: Hey, it’s bedtime. It’s NOT time to do the Macarena.

7: *Macarena intensifies*

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

She had me from "Does CPA stand for cutest person alive?"

[Hollie Harris @allholls]

*walking into someone's house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere*

Me: Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft.

[Hollie Harris @allholls]

Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% laundry.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Going to sleep with a freshly washed sheets is one of the top ten best feelings in the world.

[That Mom Tho @mom_tho]

who needs sleep when you can watch videos of people power washing concrete

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

I'll seductively rub your spine, lovingly caress the length of each page, as I read the same paragraph 14 times because people won't stop talking

[B, The Favorite Ex-GF ✨ @crushed_silver]

I am a conduit for nonsense

[“Idle” Scrivner @idlescrivner]

Everything: it’s dry January!

Me, on my 3rd glass of birthday wine: whoopsie lol

[Lindsay @Rollinintheseat]

[My first day as an architecture major]

*raises hand*

When are we going to learn how to build gingerbread houses?

[“Idle” Scrivner @idlescrivner]

@FamilyFeud I can’t believe they forgot about Dre

[Functionally Feral @FeralFerrell]

I do all my own stunts
- me, right before attempting a cartwheel and falling over

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Happy #PrideMonth from Sesame Street! Today and every day, we celebrate and uplift the LGBTQIA+ members of our community. Together, let’s build a world where every person and family feels loved and welcomed for who they are. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗🤎🖤

[Purpah @ SuperCon A06 🌹 @thepurpah]

✨I'm excited to finally share that Suitor Armor will be published in print by @tenspeedgraphic! Vol 1 is on sale on Nov 12th! It will have exclusive original behind-the-scenes content as well as an additional bonus chapter!✨

Available for pre-order now: https://t.co/TMfzEM8r88

[“Idle” Scrivner @idlescrivner]

@mdebenham1 I hope you had a great day!

[“Idle” Scrivner @idlescrivner]

@mdebenham1 Gorgeous!

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Stop shaming women for how they look. Some women are transparent and disappear when you touch them. Some women have a mysterious glamour that conceals their seven heads. Some women turn into serpents at midnight. All bodies are beautiful ❤️

[Into The Forest Dark @ElliottBlackwe3]

I love that I live in a world where a group of hummingbirds is called a bouquet or a shimmer or a tune.