Quesadilla Jones

Petty & Ready. 🌊 Houston Astros TAMU Dad #FortheH

[Quesadilla Jones @idohotshit]

Go @astros !!!! #levelup #seausrise #embracethechaos #AstrosTwitter

[Astros Future @AstrosFuture]

Never forget Lance McCullers domination of the Yankees lineup in Game 7 of the 2017 ALCS… he was 23 years old at the time and sent the #Astros to the World Series. What a freaking moment.

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[SportsTalk 790 @SportsTalk790]

Let’s revisit this memory. For old times sake.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

America: wins world wars, invents electricity and freedom, turns 250

Great Britain: here’s an old piece of shit with no A/C and room temperature beer

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Clarence Thomas argued the 14th Amendment was written narrowly for former enslaved people and doesn't apply broadly today. Using that same logic, the 2nd Amendment was written for muskets and doesn't apply to AR-15's, but somehow, he's never made that argument.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

My Uber driver in Branson was a Kennedy-Goldwater-Nixon-Nixon-Ford-Reagan-Reagan-Bush-Dole-Bush-Bush-McCain-Romney-Trump-Trump-Trump voter. He said that after Tuesday’s primary results in New York, there’s no way he’ll ever vote for a Democrat again.

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

Our D-Line looking at QBs

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨HOLY SHIT: Thomas Massie is spitting some FACTS right now that should SHUT MAGA UP:

“I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections.”

[Lauren Vidas @BroadAndMarket]

All I can say about the reflecting pool debacle is that I thought it would be impossible to top the Four Seasons Landscaping plot line, but having the guy who said he was gonna drain the swamp accidentally MAKE A GIANT SWAMP is giving it a run for its money.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The ‘JACKASS’ crew has been immortalized in the sky as each cast member has been gifted their own star forming a giant penis constellation.

The final Jackass movie ‘Jackass: Best & Last’ releases in theaters this Friday.

[Quesadilla Jones @idohotshit]

@stoolsalesguy Oh I caught that catty shit 😂😂😂🫵🏽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[. @afc_thms]

I still cant believe americans had this monster and they were showing us fucking Sofi stadium

[Quesadilla Jones @idohotshit]

@TheWapplehouse It’s the backbone of Southern Hospitality.

[Quesadilla Jones @idohotshit]

@kevin_wren @FreddyLA7 @astros Stay salty Dodger fans 😂😂😂😂🫵🏽

[Quesadilla Jones @idohotshit]

@rxttlesnake That looks like what they give you when the cruies ship is out of power for multiple days 😭

[Quesadilla Jones @idohotshit]

@brianmctaggart Objectively, this is hilarious

[Quesadilla Jones @idohotshit]

@FreddyLA7 Come to Twin Peaks when you get to Houston!

[YUSUKE | 言葉は生き物 🇹🇭 @BangkokSkyRain]

クラムチャウダーを食べ進めると…

🙂 最初
香ばしいパンと熱々チャウダーで最高のスタート

😋 中盤
パンがスープを吸って柔らかくなり、おいしくなる

😵 終盤
一気にボリューム感が増して、満足感が重くなってくる

😵‍💫 ラスト
満腹で苦しくなるやつ

でも、思い出のウェイトは高い😁🇺🇸

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@Arbys GET A JOB GET AWAY FROM HIM

[insane facebook marketplace items @insanemrktplace]

Taco Bell Lamp - Tiffany Style Desk Lamp 90s Nostalgia ($399)